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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

Short Sonic comic by manga/doujin group CLAMP from 1994

This short comic was featured in the anthology doujin "CLAMP in Wonderland 1994." This doujin is mostly known for the infamous short story where Kakyoin from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure lays an egg.

If you're in the Jojo fandom and always wondered why Sonic is on the cover of that doujin, this is why.

(Translation done by me)

Literally going insane over these hedgehogs

Um this is another.. long Sonic Prime ramble (Im using tumblr to ramble now :D )

Sonic and Nines entire relationship is making me so silly.

From the very start Sonic thinks that Nine is such a cool little guy. And although is isnt until later he begins to seperate Nine from Tails in his mind, he still very much cares about him. (Granted, it takes a little while for Sonic to figure out what is going on / understand that Nine is not Tails)

And Nine, who orignally did not have anyone close to him, nor anyone he could trust, gave trust and friendship to Sonic pretty quickly after they met.

And as the series progresses, both of them become even more of friends, and rely on eachother to get the Prisims. But even then, neither of them truly listen to eachother.

Mostly about the Grim and Green Hill, but neither are really listening to what the other one wants.

Nine expresses how he wants to make the Grim in his own world, create a clean slate. Nine ignores that Sonic did not want that.

And the same goes for Sonic and fixing Green Hill, that is what Sonic wants, even though Nine wants the Grim instead, causing Sonic to ignore Nine’s wants.

Sonic’s goal throughout the entire series was fixing Green Hill, and Nine’s was creating his own new world.

Both of them mention their goals, what they want to do, but the other never listens. They talk over eachother, causing the whole source of their argument at the very end of the series.

So once they get to the end, where they finally had the Prisim Shards, both of them were planning on two very different goals. Leading to both of their confusion, their argument, and Nine taking the Shards for himself.

And more examples of this unrelated to the end goal, theres so many examples of Sonic not listening to Nine (or anyone, really).

In the very start of New Yoke, Nine warns Sonic to keep a low profile, which Sonic ignores, and causes them to get captures by the Chaos Council. Sonic not listening to Amy say they should stick together and listen to the plan. Sonic ignoring, and rolling his eyes at Tails’ warnings.

Sonic even later on, stopped listening to Shadow after Shadow told him that Nine was not trustworthy. The fact that Sonic (and others) not listening, caused more and more damage, and put the people they love in danger. :3

Anyways I do not understand half of what i just typed. I just like them a lot. and i have brainrot. Thank you for joining my ted talk :P

sexualizing your fav characters? Nah mate you got me wrong, I’m asexualizing them, that one’s demi now

This minecraft short comic called "A strange Coast" made by Ian Flynn I believe, I found in a book from my library I work has to be one of the most beautiful and respectful takes on the game.

It understands minecraft so perfectly and doesn't treat it as childishly as the other stories in it did.

And all that within 10 pages and no word spoken.

Song of the Sea - Reimagined Movie Poster (Reupload)

I’ve been thinking a lot about Shadow’s characterizations in the Project: Shadow fan film, SA2, Archie, Heroes, ‘06, Prime, and Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog and why they’re all considered among the best. And I’ve been thinking about his characterizations in IDW and Boom, how they’re considered among the worst, and how much they clash with the other portrayals. I think I’ve hit upon the number one quality that Shadow needs to have to be written well.

Loyalty.

I’ll explain below the cut.

The best Shadow is one who is loyal to someone or something. Maybe he’s not always loyal to the right someone or something, but he is loyal nonetheless. It’s a core part of his character. He is ride or die to the very end for whatever friend or cause he cares about. Shadow is always ready to kill or be killed for whatever or whoever matters to him most; it’s what sets him apart from the others. The others have limits on their loyalty. Sonic will help you out, but he’s not gonna kill a man for you. Shadow will. He doesn’t have that limit. If you are Shadow’s friend and you need him to kill for you, he will do it. Period.

Here’s a recap of Shadow’s loyalty:

In SA2 and the fan film, it’s to Maria, and to a lesser extent, Gerald.

In Heroes and ‘06, it’s to Team Dark.

In Archie, it’s to Team Dark, Hope Kintobor, and Commander Tower. Sometimes it’s even to his own values like when he goes against Rouge to help Blaze in Treasure Team Tango.

In Sonic X, it’s to Maria and later Molly. Maybe even to the universe, given that he’s ready to kill Cosmo to save it.

In Prime, it’s to Green Hill. And later on, Shadow is also loyal to Sonic despite the latter driving him crazy.

In Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog, it’s to Amy.

And in his own game, Shadow can be loyal to Maria, Sonic and friends, Eggman (up to a point), Black Doom, or even Earth itself. Not all of those folks are worth his loyalty, but the fact is that Shadow still cares about fighting by their side. That key element of his personality remains.

And that’s what’s missing in Boom and IDW. Because in those, he isn’t loyal to anything. He isn’t ride or die for anyone. At least, not that we can tell. When you remove Shadow’s faithfulness to those he loves, you remove a lot of what makes him who he is and all that’s left is an edgy aesthetic that soon wears out its welcome because there isn’t anything to supplement it. And this is made worse by the fact that they’re never allowed to bring up or expand his backstory, so they can’t ever talk about why he’s like this.

I guess you could make the argument that Shadow is loyal to the world in IDW since he helps save it a few times, but he’s so mean and heartless to everyone in the world that it feels less like he’s fighting to protect other people and more like he’s just trying to save his own house so he still has a place to live. I mean, if he won’t help Rouge when she’s been kidnapped by Starline and he won’t help Omega when the latter has been smashed to bits and he won’t help the Chao get out of their cage and he actually has to be talked into saving a village from an avalanche and he seems to really dislike/be annoyed by everyone he comes into contact with…what exactly is he saving the Earth for?? It can’t be for the people living in it. He hates them. He doesn’t care if they need his help. So the only conclusion I can draw is that he’s just doing it to save his own skin. The only person Shadow shows even the slightest bit of loyalty to is himself.

And that makes him unrecognizable from the Shadow we know and love.

His loyalty is his greatest virtue, even when it’s misguided. Let him keep it.

It’s worth it. Trust

Sonic ain’t going nowhere :)

hehehe

-🍑 anon

looks at u /pos now u got me interested,,

hrrmmmm (me thinking) u know what, why not!! ill try checking it out when I can!!!! It looks so so cool, i know theres this ink MK, and OUR BOY TURNS INTO A MONKEY?? LIKE CANONICALLY??? I remember when it was just a fanart thing,, OUGHHH OKOK U CONVINCED ME ILL CHECK OUT

I know Alejandro Saab (Cyyu Vtuber) voices Bonnie in the “Stay Calm” Fnaf song 👀

He is also: Cyno from genshin, Trebol in One Piece, Izumi Miyamura from Horimiya, and Naomasa Tsukauchi from My Hero Academia.

Mans even in persona 5, hunter x hunter, nanbaka- hell- HE EVEN HAD A VOICE ROLE AS KEVIN HART IN THE SPANISH DUB OF THE JUMANJI VIDEO GAME 2019 FOR THE PS4-

What a small world it is.

(Also, I must say, you definitely should watch S4 and the special of lmk. It’s quite literally my favorite season! It got so good, yo. 10/10 would recommend. Free on HappyKids)

-🍑 anon

HAHSH WHAT?? BRO WAS BONNIE??? AND KEVIN HART?????? SPANISH KEVIN HART??????

I fucking love voice actors bro you can search one up and theyd end up being literally EVERYWHERE its the best.

Ohhh I might actually try watching it!! Somehow I managed to go spoiler free, but I do know a lot of people are insane over this blue guy. (Not Sandy, the other one.) Mythology wise, I think he's one of the guys who guards the underworld? It's been a while since I've been into JTTW/Chinese mythology stuff so I might be wrong.

Im a bit hesitant to watch though..... not bcs of any actual logical reason, its just that im scared once i watch it, ill get into LMK again, and ill leave my sonic interest behind........ my brain silly like that </33

RAHHH BUT I DEFFO WANT TO CHECK IT OUT!!! ONCE THIS BLUE RAT /AFF STOPS KEEPING ME IN A CHOKEHOLD THAT IS!!!!!

Hello duck! Sorry for the late response. Life is a bit crazy. I’m glad my presence and my rambles are welcomed with open arms here!

For your question, I’m not sure which trivia you know... Especially if it’s about Sun Wukong… however, I suppose one of the most interesting facts I’ve learned is that the original Six-eared Macaque actually never was said to have six ears. The six-eared actually refers to the six senses, sight, hearing, smell, taste, touch, and mind.

Also, did you see about the new Black Myth: Wukong game? I heard about it weeks ago, but it finally has a release date now! I’m so excited for it.

Lastly, I have been absolutely binge watching anything from Cy yu, aka Alejandro Saab, the new voice actor for Macaque. (RIP Billy Kametz, a dear friend of Alejandro Saab) It absolutely broke my heart to hear that when he took on Billy’s roles, he had Billy’s voice playing over and over just trying to do his best to replicate his voice… I can’t even imagine how hard that must’ve been to do… but he did so well! I hope he gets all the praises he deserves.

Anyways, I hope things are going well for you. Christmas is just around the corner, and I’m hoping you’re spending much of your time with loved ones!

-🍑 anon

Life do be crazy like that. I'm sorry my response is so late as well- hopefully both of our lives get a bit easier soon!!

ooohhh fr? thats super cool ngl!! wonder where the six ear thing being just hearing came from,,, kinda obvious why, bcs u know. EARS. but a cool fact nonetheless!!

YOOO I HAVENT!!! I think i remember watching a demo gameplay of it when I was still in my JTTW/LMK phase. So hyped to see it release soon, cuz it looked great!! Hope you get one once it releases!!!!!

Yeah,, haven't watched s4 yet cuz I lost interest in the fandom at that point, but hearing about Bill's death was so shocking. It's super sweet that his friend got the role. I'm sure he did great!!

What things have u watched that features Alejandro Saab btw? Voice acting be crazy because sometimes I'd search up a voice actor and find out that they also voiced a character from a different show that I liked? And also sometimes get extreme whiplash from the differences in characters?

Case in point: Did you know Daran Norris, voice actor of Cosmo from the Fairly Odd Parents, also voiced Knockout the super sexy transformer from Transformers Prime? LOOK UP KNOCKOUT AND LISTEN TO HIS VOICE. THE FUCKING RANGE. I WAS NEVER THE SAME AFTER KNOWING THIS.

Ty 🍑 anon!!! I hope christmas treats u well too!!! I actually did celebrate something with my family + cousins today, it was nice seeing them again!!

oughh idk how to end this but RAHHH ADVANCED CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

In one world, Tom and Maddie are Nicky’s cool uncle and aunt. They live on another island, like most humans, but it’s always an exciting day when they come to visit. Tania races to the door when they come in, holding a basket of presents for each of the kids filled with candy from their town and fun toys they picked up since they saw them last. They have long conversations with Paulie and Brenda that the kids don’t understand, they hate listening to adults talk about work and politics and the weather, so they instead play with their new toys until their parents leave and let their Aunt and Uncle babysit. Tania excitedly sits on Maddie’s lap as she infodumps about this new Sonic character who frequently appears to help them out. “I got kidnapped by Eggman once,” she says, oblivious to the flash of worry in their eyes, “But Sonic got me out, it was really fun. Nicky still hasn’t met him.” Nicky shrinks in Tom’s lap and says something about how he’s always in the wrong place, and Tom gives his arm a squeeze and tells him that it’ll happen soon, and besides, he’s just as cool as Sonic is. Nicky grins. Tania then tells them that Nicky has a giiiirlfriend now and Nicky leaps across the room to slap his hand over her mouth as the adults laugh.

In another world, they meet Sonic and Tails together. Sonic is the hero of mobius, they knew of him, but they didn’t realize how young he and his sidekick were until they ended up in their town, warding off a giant robot. They both looked at each other and thought the same thing, and invited the children for dinner. The kids were energetic, truly, and loud, and didn’t seem to understand boundaries, but they were polite and delightful and excited to be there. Tails played with their dog in the living room as Sonic tried out their treadmill. When he came to watch Tails, he got a bit quiet, and turned to Tom, asking that “if stuff keeps happening to Tails, would you guys be willing to watch him?” Apparently Sonic had previously tried to find Tails a home, and it didn’t end well. Tom knelt down, putting his hands on Sonic’s shoulders, and told him that either of them were welcome any time. They could stay as long as they wanted. “I’m not one to stay in one place,” Sonic said, though a smile slid onto his face, “But I’ll keep that in mind.”

There’s another world where they aren’t born on Earth– or, Mobius as it’s been called for thousands of years– but instead on another human planet. They hear that Mobius is requesting aid, and stop by, as Maddie is a doctor trained in several species and Tom can provide protection if need be. They apparently just rid themselves of a dictator, and the little chipmunk princess has just figured out how to reverse roboticization, so they need a lot of help in restarting their society. Sonic and Tom worked together attempting to hunt down stray robots, and now Sonic follows him around, asking questions about his job and his planet and sometimes getting him to teach him and his friends baseball. “They’re so young,” Maddie said once, looking at them. “Sonic just turned sixteen. And they were fighting a losing war for ten years.” She met Tails at her office when he came in after crashing, because Dulcy told him that she was super nice and helpful, and now he’ll crawl into her lap to read stories. Then there’s the princess, the little girl that sometimes shows up to drag Sonic into something– or out of something. But one day she came over for dinner, when Sonic and Tails were invited. She shuffled her feet, mumbling that she could go if she wasn’t welcome, but they of course let her in. She held herself with dignity, talked with them about adult matters, but they still looked at her and saw a child, and it was heartbreaking. “You know,” Maddie said after dinner, as Tails flew around the backyard with their dog, “If you ever need a break from princess-stuff, we have some fun human games we’d love to teach you.” Sally smiled a little, saying something about how she was a leader and leaders never took breaks… but she would love to come over sometime, if it was really alright. Bunnie would and Antoine spar with Tom and learn techniques from him while teaching him their own, and Rotor would have pleasant conversations with them while repairing things with Tails and helping Maddie cook. Dulcy, meanwhile, was used to them first, as her crashes ended up with her in the vet’s office more times than she could count. By the time Sonic and Tails moved in with them, all of these Freedom Fighters were comfortable enough to walk into their house, plop on their couch, and scream into a pillow about council matters or trade deals or anything, really. The adults would listen and laugh, and then take them all out for ice cream, along with their friends. 

There’s a universe where a lot of stuff happened, and they’ve all been through a lot. Roboticization or exile, underlander or overlander, more revolutions than they can count. But Tom met Jules during a robian rights meeting, and Maddie became acquainted with Bernadette at a group therapy meeting, and so they met Sonic eventually. He was awkward around most adults, but he seemed to like them fine, liked playing games with them and rambling about “stupid dating issues” and once climbed on Tom’s back for a ride. Tails became acquainted with them much faster, as Tom and his dad used to work together, and he slipped into calling them “Uncle” and “Aunt” faster than they expected, though it was a welcome surprise. Knuckles met them through his friends, and well… once, he crashed on their couch, awkwardly explaining that he didn’t want to go home to his father, and his mother was too far to reach by tonight. He crashed quite a few times, actually, and after a while the two of them made a mental note to fight anyone who forced him to grow up too fast. They knew a lot of this group’s friends, sometimes by coincidence. Maddie knew a lot of them from her medical practice, and Tom from his guard duties. (He’s arrested Rouge once, that had been “fun.”) And one day, Sonic comes to them hand-in-hand with a little girl named Hope, saying that her team is on a mission and he doesn’t want her to be alone. Hope is awkward for a few days, and then one night falls asleep against Maddie’s shoulder, and plays ball with Tom in the backyard, and joins them for movie nights. One night she tearfully tells them about her heritage, only to find out they already knew and couldn’t care less,  and from that day on she has her own bedroom, and their number for emergencies, and a warm hug whenever she needs one. 

There’s a time when they live on Planet Freedom, in the land of the clouds. Tom is still a guard here, working for the President and his daughter, though it seems that Robotnik always shows up when he’s somewhere else. Seira introduces him to Sonic on a day where Sonic needs outside assistance for a Robotnik plot, and they hit it off like a house on fire. Tails is a little upset for a while, thinking Sonic is ignoring him, but then Tom scoops up Tails in his arms and puts him on his shoulders for a ride and Tails laughs for the first time in a while. Tom comes home and tells Maddie about them and they’re invited over, and when they find out the children are living alone on a beach, Maddie immediately says “That’s not happening” and refurbishes the attic for them. Knuckles stops by randomly after that, just appearing in their kitchen one day and eating their peanut butter as he asks where Sonic is, he needs him for a treasure hunt. Maddie, who found him, takes it in stride, and packs them both lunches. Before she knows it, Knuckles is camping out in their yard, wanting to stay outside but also knowing he has a safe place just a few feet away.

There’s a world where they were on the run for years. They managed to keep their heads low for a time, but then Tom was nearly captured, recognized as a former ally of the Queen’s, and Maddie crushed a robot with a wrench and smashed it to bits before they took off. They’d hopped from place to place, trying to help where they could, to save people being surrounded by robots, to lift crying kids into their laps and treat their wounds and sing them a song. It’s been about fifteen years since the takeover when they hear rumors that Robotnik set a trap for Aleena’s children in the nearby mansion, and so they go to stop it, of course. Tom finds Sonic surrounded by bots and shoots them down, before grabbing his arm and telling him to follow him. The terrified blue boy shakes his head, shouting something about how he’s not going to be roboticized, he has to find his siblings, and Tom has to take a second to calm him down and explain that he’s trying to help. Meanwhile, Maddie has found the other two, trapped in a room awaiting roboticization, and they have the same reaction, desperate to find Sonic and terrified that this human is with their enemy. Maddie has to put a hands on their shoulders and look them in the eye and talk them through a calming breathing exercise, before telling them that she was a medic in the palace once. “I worked with your mom,” she tells them, “As did my husband. We’re not going to hurt you.” she smiles, then, and says, “I saw you as babies once. Your heads were huge.” She holds their hands and runs them out, and they find Tom and Sonic in the hall, and make their way to safety. The triplets tell them about a safe village they can go to, one that has a lot of refugees that will need assistance, and once they’re settled in, Maddie tells them that she left a room open for them if they need it. “And your echidna friend– don’t think I didn’t hear him say he lived alone.” The siblings have been on a mission for a while, but Tom and Maddie can’t wait to introduce them to their new foster child, a refugee named Tails who keeps fiddling with their machines and flying into walls, who took to calling them “Dad” and “Mom” incredibly quickly and purrs and kicks when he sleeps. It’s a few nights before the hedgehogs will arrive when there’s a purple blur out their window, and a note that says simply thank you on their porch.

There’s a time when Tom and Maddie know of Sonic, Tails and Knuckles distantly. They’re on TV, saving the world; they’re aliens from another dimension, apparently. Then one day they’re nearby, fighting robots, and Tom runs into them in the street, with the rest of their team and a boy who can’t be older than twelve. He hides them in the station for a while, but offers his home for the night, calling ahead to make sure Maddie’s okay with it. Tails and Amy find Ozzie to be strange, more used to anthropomorphic dogs, but he warms up to them quickly and soon they’re chasing him around the yard with Cream and Cheese. Cream stops at one point to help them with dinner, excitedly telling them about all the things Ella has taught her. Knuckles has his arms crossed, muttering about how he should be on his way, but Sonic elbows him in the ribs and tells him to lighten up a little. The little boy, Chris, is polite and kind, if a little socially awkward, but they can tell there’s something wrong. He clings too close to Sonic, looking panicked when he’s not there. He doesn’t talk much about his family, instead encouraging the aliens to talk more, and sometimes stares into the distance, as if he can’t hear them. He’s lonely, they think, and they make sure to include him where they could. They left after that night, and they thought that was the end of it, just a pleasant night– but it’s a few years later when the portals open again, and there are Black Arms in the streets, and they find themselves sheltering the aliens again. They’re in a bunker, with a room for the Master Emerald that Knuckles sleeps in. Tom stops by a lot, giving him updates and listening to his advice, before one day gently telling him that he can switch guard duty out every now and again; they’re all happy to help. Knuckles hmms, and shrugs, which is as good as they’ll get from him, so Tom sits beside the emerald while Knuckles takes a long, long nap. Chris is older and wiser, and he has his friends with him. Tom talks strategy with Helen while Danny and Frances help Maddie patch up the injured. When Maddie goes into the hall for a break, she finds Tails, curled up against the wall. She sits beside him. He’s seemed quieter, older than he was when she last saw him, more reserved and mature. Which is strange, because only a few months had passed in his world. She looks down at the potted plant in his hands and tells him that as long as he’s in this world, their house is his. He looks to her, and slowly passes her the pot. “Don’t let anything happen to her, please.” he says quietly. “She’s the last of her species, and… I lost her…” his voice trails off, trying to find the right word. “I guess it’s her mom. She was so young, she didn’t deserve…” he blinks back tears. “I hate that we couldn’t save her. But I won’t let this seed fall the same way. I just… please. Just make sure nothing happens to her, while I fight.” Maddie hugs him tight, and says that nothing will happen to either of them. Sonic isn’t there much, but when he is, he has a grateful look in his eyes when he sees them with his friends, when he sees Maddie putting flowers in Cream’s fur or Tom teaching Amy how to fire a gun. He doesn’t say much, really, but everything between them is alright being unsaid.

There’s another world where most humans live on continents, it happens in a lot of worlds. Their kids moved out to fight crime professionally a while ago, and they’re fine with that. But they stop to visit their new island village sometimes, and when they do they can tell that Sonic speed-cleaned his house, and Tom makes a remark about how there’s no door, while Maddie aaws over the fact he still has the neckerchief they sent him last winter. Tails flies in and excitedly drags them to his workshop to show them what he’s working on, and they go to a restaurant that Tom says is absolutely not up to code, and then they run out early to “kick some ro-butt.” When they come back, Amy is excited to see “Mr. and Ms. Wachowski” and shows them some new moves with her hammer. Knuckles forgot who they were again, but they’re used to that as Maddie carefully explains to him how to put together the puzzle they brought, and he excitedly hugs her once he’s got it. The badger hides out in the corner, hissing about government spies and how cops are evil, which Tom doesn’t take personally whatsoever thankfully. “You know I’m a sheriff,” he says, “It’s an elected position. If I sucked at the job I’d be voted out.” The badger than says something about mind-controlling robots, and he laughs and tells her that “that was how they adopted Sonic, actually,” and she is suddenly interested, and Sonic groans and slaps his forehead as Tom tells the “embarrassing” stories of him and Tails when they were younger, as Maddie and Amy smash things in the backyard “for fun.”

There’s a universe where Sonic runs, he always runs, he runs from everything. His friends have been with him through Chaos and the ARK and Neo Metal Sonic, through Black Arms invasions and extreme gear races and time gods and werehogs and timeline mishaps and zeti and world wars. He will slip sometimes into adventures in the Arabian Nights, in Arthurian Legends, in another dimension with a stoic pyrokinetic cat and overly excitable raccoon. He raised Tails, that much his friends know. They know nothing else about his past. He doesn’t talk about it much. And he’s so happy all the time, they don’t think to ask.

Shadow mentions, once, at a party, that Sonic is sad. It took them a while to see it. But he, above anyone else, would recognize a front. Recognize how someone hides pain. At one point, Rouge asks Tails if he and Sonic have parents, phrasing it in a joking way. Tails gets awkward and changes the subject. Vector and Espio haven’t been able to get anything out of them, either. “Don’t ask,” Shadow sternly tells them when he finds out what they’re doing. “They’ll talk when they’re ready. If they’re ready.”

But it’s one night, as they stack food in the Restoration storage, that Amy quietly asks him directly. If he has any family, other than Tails. If he ever did.

Sonic doesn’t answer.

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got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward

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ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho

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he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr

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@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk

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NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????

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that you know of

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what

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saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado

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ok and??? you're not special

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THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY

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sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here

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being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"

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being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"

🥭 chao-official

being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"

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you said it my mans

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hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus

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dont question him

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hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic

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op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again

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ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history

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someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system

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what the fuck is a public school

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are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish

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OP'S WHAT NOW

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ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea

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bitch that's what the internet is for

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yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds

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"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby

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everybody on this site has brain damage

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yeah. from the radiation

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caught this today

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if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment

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Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3

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do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog's demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived

❤️‍🔥 songoose4evr Follow

shadow fixed it it's fine

🎮 n0cturnity

yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on

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kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh

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THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????

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yeah. move over gayboy i'm boutta be shadow's new dad

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starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006

🗑️ berrybarry

why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this

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tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere

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🔷 sonicinthewild

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🌌 h-o-l-o-l-y-n-x

so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me

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the virgin tweeter "if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word 'cream' you get obliterated off the site" vs this chad site of "i want to put knuckles back in a microwave"

💟 presidentyaoi Follow

BACK????

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ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3

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why does tails look like he's always about to say "it fucken WIMDY"

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!

I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR--

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do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it's in the name lmao

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he

WHAT

🍭 milfwisp Follow

didn't eggman invent this site???

🪫 veganswatbot

THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!

Very good question! This site was Eggman's until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

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YOU

WHAT

🌭 sonicsays

what's not clicking

GaHh! Welcome back Duck! I hope exams went well for you, and that you get to enjoy a good and relaxing break!

-And yeah, when I hyperfixate on stuff, I learn everything about it XD. Sonic just happened to be one of the many hyperfixations of my childhood. Thanks to lmk, I hyperfixated on Sun Wukong and now there’s little to no content relating to him that I don’t know. It’s bad 😅.

Anyways, I really hope my rambles aren’t too annoying! You’re just really fun and nice to talk to <3

Lastly, as always, a question: What’s your favorite holiday?

-🍑 anon

RAHHHH ITS FINALLY MY CHRISTMAS BREAK!!!!!!

Hopefully I get to be more active on here!! Again, sorry for the late reply </33

Yoo that was so me, too... But like, the other way around lmao. I was super into Monkey King/JTTW stuff and watched a bunch of movies about it. Monkey King Reborn, Hero is Back, etc etc. I watched those shit RELIGIOUSLY. I think I even managed to download the actual book online and read that, too.

And then that blue rat happened /affectionate

HASHSHASH yeah- I think I'm just always getting into fandoms with a stinky ass mascot. We got the stinky monkey and now a stinky hedgehog. Theyre both blorbo material and also need a shower for real.

Your rambles are never annoying! Its so nice to see someone pop in here frequently, other than some irl moots and 🐢 anon (btw 🐢 anon, if ur reading this, i hope youre doing good!!)

My favorite holiday,,, Hrmm I think this one has got to go to Christmas. Not for anything special, only because where I live, my country begins to celebrate christmas in SEPTEMBER. It's this whole thing where September hits, and people are already getting ready for christmas. We call it the 'ber months' and I think its the funniest thing ever.

Question time!! Whats a piece of fandom knowledge/trivia do you know? It could be anything!!

I hope youre doing good, 🍑 anon!! Incredibly advance Merry Christmas :]]

Dear Duck, I hope this ask finds you in good health.

Regarding Shadow, yeah I’m definitely a sucker for grumpy characters with depth 😂. Other than Shadow, I love Rouge and Chaos. Prime is giving Rouge attention, and it makes me so happy :))

I never heard of Ian Jr until now… but my eyes has been opened now. I-I have found the enlightenment Wukong has been searching for. He’s…He’s just so silly! 🤩 Definitely blorbo quality. I must pat his head and stuff him in my pocket- Also, Knuckles is such a valid choice. You know da wae *nods* *click click click*. Lastly, I think we can both agree that Chaos needs more love. He’s just a sweetheart protecting the chao. We must protecc at all cost.

To answer your questions….I had a Sonic phase as a kid so get ready:

The only Sonic games I’ve played were Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Generations, Sonic and the Black Knight, and Mario + Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games. HOWEVER, I’ve watched people play all of the other games (except frontier). Out of all those games, Sonic Generations is probably my favorite. In terms of shows, Sonic X is my favorite for nostalgic reasons. I’ve only just started reading the comics.

Ngl… I could probably go all day talking about my interests 🤣.

When did you start enjoying the Sonic franchise? For me it was around 7 years ago when I actually got into it.

-🍑 anon

FINALLY GETTING AROUND TO ANSWERING THIS ASK YIPPEE

Fuck yeah, Rouge Appreciation! Good to see SEGA supportign womens rights AND womens wrongs <33

Yes... Im so glad ur finally seeing the light (Ian Jr). AND KNUCKLES <333 OUGHH HES SO SO SILLY I LOVE HIM SM!!! Chaos is honestly p underrated. Dude is a water blob, how can u not love them?

Yes, they may have genocided Knuckles's ancestors. But like. Erm. Theyre blorbo. So!!

YOOOO u fr a bonafide sonic fan!! Unfortunately, the only game ive ever played is frontiers and ive only gotten that recently,, Not sure if i mentioned that before lmao. I think I'm nearing the end of Archie Sonic, as in I'm getting close to the Super Genesis Wave aka the Reboot. Which happened bcs of... HIM.....

But whatevs!

RAHHH RAMBLE ABT UR INTERESTS TO ME ANYTIME YOU WANT!!! I LOVE HEARING PPL TALKING ABT WHAT THEY LOVE!!!! ID GLADLY LISTEN!!!!!!

7 years is a long time :00 Hmm let me try to remember... I think I got into sonic december of last year? I think? Not sure, but it's probably somewhere around that time I got into the silly blue hedgehog franchise.

SORRY THAT THIS TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER BTW!! My christmas break is coming soon, and I'm planning to (hopefully) get this blog active again by FINALLY posting some x reader stuff!! Drop another ask if u have the time!!

Is tumblr being dumb? Did my ask go through? :(

-🍑 anon

WAH!! So sorry for the late response, 🍑 anon!!

These past few weeks my school was in Hell Week™ where we had to complete all these piled up assignments right before our exams. And ofc, after that was Exam week, so safe to say I was pretty busy </33

Don't feel bad tho!! Every time I opened my tumblr for a break I'd look into my inbox and seeing ur ask made me power thru the shit i had to do!! The motivation of having to finish stuff to answer ur ask was WILD dude!!

RAHHH MY EXAMS R OVER NOW AND MY CHRISTMAS BREAK IS NEAR SO FEEL FREE TO COME BACK AND SEND IN ASKS AGAIN!!

Hey duck! Little update! I’m feeling better. Thank you for the kind words! The good vibes were very much appreciated. <333

As a follow-up to your response, I also liked happy wheels back in the day! I never played it myself, but I loved watching happy wheels on YouTube. Furthermore, I too enjoy the Sonic franchise… despite how terrible I am at playing the games heh… I’m starting to realize that we have a lot of the same interests. 🙃😅

Anyways, I’ll leave you with a few questions as always. <33

What’s your favorite sonic character? As edgy as he is, Shadow is my favorite. (I’m sorry, but like- guy actually has a good backstory with Maria.)

Also, have you seen Sonic Prime, or Sonic X? 👀

-🍑 anon

Man, it's like we're the same person frfr,, Insert spiderman pointing meme here

Honestly, valid!! I can see why Shadow is such a fan favorite, he's such a silly and traumatized little blorbo. His backstory with Maria is so tragic, like.... Bro sees his sister figure get gunned down in front of him, and not only that, ever since waking up from the pod he is literally alone. Everyone on the ark that he knew, the only family he's ever had, they're all gone. RAHH HES SO TRAGIC!!! BUT HE ALSO OWNS A GUN IN HIS OWN GAME AND THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS

I can't believe u got me thinking about Shadow the Hedgehog at one in the morning LMAOOO

Anyways!! You are NOT ready for my fav sonic character. He is literally peak blorbo to me. I love him with all my heart.

Are you ready. Are you ready to be fucking blown away with how AMAZING my blorbo is. (/lh)

THATS HIM. THAT IS MY BOY. HIS NAME IS IAN JR AND BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, HE IS AN OFFICIAL (YET VERY MINOR) SONIC CHARACTER AND I LOVE HIM HE IS SO FUCKING SILLY RAAHGHHG

His lore and how he became official is honestly very simple, but it's like 1am so I'll just link a video if you want to know more abt him!! (The Sonic OC That Became Official - YouTubewww.youtube.com › watch)

But aside from Ian Jr, my other favorites has GOT to be Knuckles (he is my babygirl) and Chaos Sonic from Sonic Prime (my fav beepo ever)!!!

Man.... Blorbo, Babygirl, and Beepo.... It's like the Holy Trinity of my brainrot

As you can tell, I've seen Sonic Prime! It's one of my favorite pieces of Sonic media, and one I'm looking forward to the most, bcs I think s3 is coming out somewhere around early 2024. I haven't finished Sonic X, but I've watched a majority of the first season and I loved it! I've been planning to go back to it and watch the sub version instead, because I wanna see any cut scenes the satan of censorship (4Kids) left out in the dub.

That's all from me!! Hope you continue to do well, 🍑 anon!! Until then, do you have a fav piece of sonic media? Are there any games youve played?

LMAO YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE PUT YOUR HEIGHT AT 1.55 M SHORT ASS GOBLIN

SHUT THE HELL UP IM GOING TO RUN YOU OVER-

Hey duck! Sorry for not popping in more! I’ve been going through the motions. To put it simply, a serious friendship of 11 years ended because they were treated me badly. Safe to say I got a lot of emotional recovery to go through :/…

On a better note, I really been getting into genshin impact again. Have your ever played it? Actually, do you like video games? If you do, what’s your favorite game?^^

-🍑 anon

Shit dude!! no need to apologize, that mustve been hard to go through. Idk what happened between you and your friend, but I hope youre doing okay :[[ Sending lots of good vibes and luck ur way!!!

I've had some friends who played it back then! Unfortunately, my old phone had SHIT storage so I couldnt download it </33 I've vaguely heard some character names like Diluc and Kaeya (is that how you spell it? Im sorry Genshin fans pls dont come after me) but I have no idea what they look like. All I know is that theyre apparently hot, so!! Good for them!!

Not much of a gamer, but I have recently gotten Sonic Frontiers for my bday a few months back!! I havent played it in a while, though... Real life fr just be like that sometimes sighh.

But my fav game? Hrmmm

Idk about you guys but this was my SHIT back then

anyways, im glad to see u again 🍑 anon!! i hope things go well for you, and that you get to heal!! if u ever need smthing/someone to be silly with, I'm always open!!

You've heard of bootyshaker9000 and megamilker2000 now get ready for kittylicker5000

-🐢 anon

The Holy Trinity.....

oh my god u found out abt the sub joke

giggles deviously

BRO EXPLAIN THIS

explain what i dont see nuthing

I still can't believe Kirby is Jesus incarnate while constantly killing other God beings

-🐢 anon

based off from my very limited knowledge on kirby...... Yeah. He's jesus alright.

hehehe mega milker 2000

you when you see Splinter from tmnt2012:

BRO EXPLAIN THIS

explain what i dont see nuthing

-🍑 anon

GahHh my heart! 🥹 I just finished reading the backstory of your account.

I too have had online friends that disappear, and got busy with life. I can totally relate to that. It’s sad to see their accounts get seemingly abandoned. I hope they are doing well too.

Furthermore, I can tell you were a wonderful friend to them! It warmed my heart to see how much you care about them. 🤧 gah! I need to find myself friends like you.

I also read fics on every platform possible XD. I started out on wattpad in 2017, and I’ve been reading fics for 6 years now. I actually had written fics on wattpad and tumblr myself. Not for LMK though- for another fandom I’m in. I mostly spend my time drawing and reading, but perhaps I’ll get back into writing again. Who knows 👀.

Ps: You have to try peaches! The monkey man has good taste- Trust the monkey! Well, then again, I grew up canning peaches with my late mother, so perhaps I’m biased 😅. Also, ‘Mooncakes’ as a ship name is adorable, especially for Macaque.

Yeah real life do be like that sometimes,, all we can do is just manifest that everything good happens to them, because thats what they deserve!!

And thank u!! And erm,, we can be friends,, if u want,, looks at u intently

also ayo 6 years?? I forgot how long I've been reading fics, but I think it's somewhere around your count as well. OUGH THAT MAKES ME FEEL A BIT OLD... Oh well. And eyy!! Another (potential) writing buddy!! If you ever want someone to hear abt a premise/concept for a story you got in mind, I'm always free to listen!!

Alr gonna trust the monkey on this one..... Only bcs peaches look SO scrumptious like, zamn- even if I dont end up liking it, itd look so aesthetic that I wont even be mad. Ur mom's pretty based for doing that w u btw, peaches look cool as hell.

AND YEAH I WAS SO PROUD OF THAT NAME WHEN I CAME UP WITH IT HAHSCHF it was like i was struck with knowledge from the gods above, and i used it to create a Macaque x Y/n ship name for my friends fic. The knowledge was put to good use, imo.

All hail 🍑 anon (welcome!)

-🐢 anon

YEAHHH LETS GO 🐢 ANON!!!! All hail, indeed,,

Theres now 2 of yall! Or three if u count..... cock anon...... HDSHDHHS

The lurker anon reappears! Thank you for answering my questions, and I’d love to hear the backstory of your macaque theme!

Also, I forgot to label myself. Silly me. Mmm 🤔… perhaps peach🍑 anon if it’s free? Because- unrelated to the cute and cheeky monkey man- I really, really love peaches!

YOO hello again!! And yeah, 🍑 anon is free!! I haven't tried eating peaches but they look so aesthetic,, the only peach flavored thing i tried was a peach drink and i ordered it PURELY bcs of LMK HHAHSHSAH

time for some blog lore..... THIS IS GONNA BE KINDA LONG AND RAMBLY SO BE WARNED-

Before this account was made, I actually had a different tumblr account for personal use (I never log into it anymore though lol) instead of writing. I was in the LMK fandom at the time, so I was reading x reader fics EVERYWHERE I could, from wattpad to tumblr to ao3.

And wouldn't you know it, when I was scrolling through the tags on tumblr I saw someone promoting their newly written fic they made on ao3!! I read it, loved the premise, and left a kudos and a comment (I think I left a comment? I'm not sure, I was a lurker as well when it came to reading HSDHSD).

Not too long after, I was scrolling through their blog and saw a post of them asking for any possible writing friends to interact. I thought 'hey!! i can write!!' and promptly sent them a dm. We chatted over our brainrot of the stinky monkeys and we grew to be pretty close writing buddies!! I even got to come up with a ship name for a pairing in the fic (the pairing was Macaque and Y/n, and Y/n in the fic was a baker, so I proposed the ship name 'Mooncake'. Still super proud of that ngl!! I'm pretty sure I made one for Wukong and Y/n too, but I forgot what it was </33 Mooncake was just so iconic to me).

We bounced off ideas from each other, and I sent them posts about Wukong (they were a Wukong Apologist and honestly, slay), and one of them actually managed to influence their characterization for him in a later chapter!! I was even writing my own LMK x reader fic at the time, and while I gave up on it after a while, they were the first person to ever read the first few paragraphs and gave me their thoughts.

Eventually, I had an urge to make a whole blog dedicated to x reader writings because I was inspired by them to make one, and when I told them they told me to go for it!!

Here's where the important bit comes in: This person's blog was themed around Sun Wukong. They're a Monkey King lover, they fucking love that stupid smelly monkey man!! So I told them "hey wouldnt it be funny if my blog was Macaque themed so we could match?" and they went "DUDE"

And boom!! That's the reason why my blog is Macaque themed!! I went through a LOT of custom tumblr themes (you know where you open someones blog and instead of being the regular tumblr blog layout its a totally new one that they customized themselves? Yeah that was me), meanwhile my friend just stuck to a simple 'Wukong pfp + header and orange background'. I think that matched our character themes really well HAHSAHSAH

Unfortunately, I'm sure that my friend is not working/active anymore. Their last post on tumblr was them apologizing for the lack of updates because of art school, and that was it. I don't know how long it's been since I checked up on the fic, but when I did, I found that their ao3 account was orphaned. So it's probably safe to assume that theyre not coming back to their tumblr acc either.

But still... I kept my Macaque theme. Even when my LMK interest started to fade and other media took over my brain, I refused to change it. Idk why, sentimentality I guess? It just felt wrong.

I have no idea where they are now, honestly. I just hope theyre doing okay. They were a super cool person, and I loved their fic and I loved talking to them and I loved being their friend!! Even if they probably wont see this post, I just want them to know how much of an impact they had on me. It was because of them I made this account, and got into writing requests and fics. And even if that didn't work out, they got me back to writing in general! They were an awesome person and they deserve everything good in life!!

Augugh this got sentimental... My bad!! Ngl, I've been secretly waiting for someone to ask me why my blog was Macaque themed, but the chance of that happening was really slim so I held the Blog Lore™ in. BUT NOW I CAN FINALLY SAY WHAT IVE BEEN HOLDING IN FOR YEARS RAHHH

Thanks for asking this, btw 🍑 anon!! Sorry if this was so rambly and long, my mind do be like that (incomprehensible to decipher sometimes). I'd love to see you pop in some more, if youd like!!

Oh!! And since ur a Wukong lover as well, you should read their fic!! It's unfinished, but I think you should give it a shot. The chapters are long, the writing style and interactions between characters are great, and the development and pining is well done!!

I realize that this sounds biased, but ermm..... IDC GO READ THEIR FIC!!! (/nf) Kudos and comment bcs they deserve it!! Even if they dont get to see it, I'd like to at least cheer them up on the off chance that they do.

Here's the fic!! And their tumblr acc too, because they make some pretty banging drawings for their writing!!

@butternut-zippersqaush

Hello (^O^)／ How are you? This is my first time sending you a message. (Don’t mind me, I’m a lurker breaking out of my shell 🫣)

I have three questions if you don’t mind!

• Would you say Macaque is your favorite LMK character?

• When did you join the LMK fandom?

• Lastly, If you were teleported into the world of LMK, what’s the first thing you’d do?

Hellooo!!! Super glad to have you here!! My inbox is mostly empty aside from IRLs and turtle anon (and also unfinished requests.... ruh roh), so seeing this was a nice surprise :]] and yeah, I don't mind the questions!!

Again, it's been a while since I've rewatched LMK, but I do remember loving the stinky shadow monkey! the shadow powers plus all the angst™ made him a pretty cool character to me. I don't remember if he was my favorite, but he was high up in the characters that I liked. Kinda ironic, considering my blog is literally Macaque themed, but there's actually a story behind that! I don't think I should tell it rn though, since it'd be offtopic and I'd be rambling HAHSHAS- if you wanna hear it, then dont be afraid to send another ask!!

Hrrhghg lets see... I think somewhere around the end of 2022 - 2023? I'm pretty sure it continued farther into 2023, but then my interest slowly funneled out in favour of TMNT,, I do remember that when I joined, it was when season 3 was just released. Very lucky timing, ngl!!

Dawg, I'd head straight to Pigsy's Noodles and get me a meal. Like, I need to see what the hype is about. Obviously, you got Tang being the local Pigsy's Noodles Fanboy and even PIF tried a bite and literal FIREWORKS went off in her mind at the tiniest of nibbles. Like, cmon, I gotta know what it tastes like.

Which episode from lego monkie kid is your favorite?

HDSHHAS I HAVENT REALLY WATCHED LMK IN A HOT SECOND,, but if i can remember... I think the season 3 episode where they visited red son for the samadhi fire ring was my favorite!

what do you think its like when sun wukong gets the hiccups? does it like cause earthquakes or something or are they normal hiccups?

i'm honestly not sure? i think the reason mk had wild hiccups was because he was semi new to his powers and didnt know how to control his strength (i havent watched the series in a while so i could be wrong HSDHDS), so maybe in the beginning Wukong had hiccups similar to MK's. He probably got the hang of controlling them as he grew older, though!!

how do you think wukong got his peach chips?

RAHH so sorry for responding so late!! I was busy w some irl stuff hahdfhfd

but anyways, i personally like to think that Wukong straight up visited a store in disguise and stole them. I'm honestly not sure if he'd actually pay, but i just think itd be SUPER funny if he full on yoinked them while in disguise lmao