Much More Accurate Than I Was Expecting

Hewooo

Hihihi

Hello!

heyyyy here’s an ask:

i say, “all hail the c h e e s e c h e e s e *bows down*”

what is your response? :>

(tagging @maggotsinthefloor in cheese cheese posts)

All hail the c h e e s e c h e e s e *bows down too*

I’m also gonna tag @maggotsinthefloor because ik they approve of the cheeseposting

I agree, it’s never safe to fight ducks, god too ig

Okay! Answering some more questions I got. Here goes:

I usually eat with Trucy or Athena but I've had lunch with some prosecutors, too. Off the top of my head:

(mun here: thank you!! I'm sad to see it come to an end but who knows what the future holds :> )

I make a mean sandwich B)

Please for the love of god don't let Prosecutor Gavin hear you.

I've seen a bit.

It's really not.

God, I sure hope so. Or it's over.

It's red B)

We shouldn't fight god. Or ducks.

She flew off into the sunset.

I plan to never leave this many emails unread ever again.

i fear you/j

👹

Bro just made me a Hyacinthus x Apollo shipper

Tell me a Greek mythology fun fact

You know about one of Apollo's past male lovers, Hyacinthus? And how he's the namesake of the hyacinth flower?

Fun fact! The flower thrives best in open sun :,)

Rebloging this cuz it might be helpful to someone

Hey guys let me tell you about advance fee scams

I hope y'all are familiar with these in this day and age, especially my artists out there, because they're incredibly common.

About half an hour ago I posted a drawing and tagged it #artists on tumblr, and very quickly received this comment.

My scam radar went off immediately, due to the generic blog name and lack of any emotion in the comment, but I decided it might be an entertaining venture so I dmed them. They asked for a drawing "of these", and sent me a random selfie. I got the details and told them it would be $15, and they promptly offered me $300. At this point I know it's a scam, but I play along for funsies and give them my paypal. Shortly, they send me this image for "confirmation" (I blocked out my email)

And they began to insist that I checked my email. I looked in my spam folder and found the following email.

This is fake. This is not a thing. And the "you're to refund the $200.00 back" is the scam. They send vaguely official-looking emails at you to "prove" that they sent you the money, then have you send them $200 (or however much the scam is for). Then, surprise surprise, you're out $200.

I continued to play along for a bit, and in the second email "Paypal" told me that I had to refund the $200 before they could "credit the $300 to my account", along with these lovely threats.

And yeah, it's silly. But it's not silly if you don't know and get scammed. So. Spread, please! And thank you very much to @mlaurel for the opportunity to get these screenshots.

*pulls out restraining order*

*holds reverse uno card* I’ll bite YOUR earlobe in the early hours of the morning (I forgot which’s specific time) >=33

*holds uno reverse card* HAHA! THOU THINKS THEY CAN ESCAPE MY SCANDALOUS CRIMES EHH???? WELL SUCK MY TOE AT 3:21 AM SHALL YOU

Are you suuuurrreeee thooooo

hey! :)

Ello! :0

I don't bite, @leon-neon shush

IDK WHY THEY GAVE THE MASC THE STPUD HAT WHILE THE FEM VERSION GETS THE CUTEST HAT EVER

Kinda has rabbit vibes

Wh*t *s g**ng *n

*aioio

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo