on a scale of 'how lovely to be a woman' to 'mama who bore me' how well did you emotionally handle hitting puberty
When you start reading “The Cruel Prince” and the prince is in fact cruel
sometimes love is an atheist gang leader and a religious girl who’s the only saint he believes in
(Hinted spoiler?)
One of the worst feelings is when you feel a hyperfixiation slipping.. Like no.. Youre so sexy pls keep giving me happy chemical
me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings
“The phrase see attached bibliography is the single hottest thing you’ve ever said to me” (prince henry)
and
“Mmm, yeah, say more big words” (Jane Su)
same scene, different fonts
#“multifaceted idiot” but like affectionately [insp]
"My sweet villain, my darling God,,
- Cardan Greenbriar, High King of Elfhame
istg if Netflix uwu-ifies wylan it is on sight
let him blush and stammer when he needs to, but i better see Jack fucking shit up like a proper Crow