The biblical god is just a wattpad writer
Think about it what do all writers do, give there favorite characters ✨trama✨
What does god continually do to his chosen people
✨trama✨
And look at the world around us theres not enough consistency in the plot for life to be an ao3 fic no look at florida-man the only way that exists outside of wattpad is in a crack fic and I refuse to belive we live in an abandoned ao3 crack fic-
I FUCKING FOUND IT! the bad batch one that exists not the one I was looking for for over an hour before I remembered it was the wrong Fandom
Anyway it's called
A Shift in the Galaxy by Lif61(UltimateFandomTrash) and it's from a nerodivergent tech week series
I can't find this on fanfic and i swear I'm going insane 5 miunits ago I was convinced it was a marauders fic but now that I'm thinking about it more it might have been bad batch but god fucking damn it I need this as a marauders fic!!!
What the fic actually is is crosshair is techs safety person so when he leave tech starts writing letters to him that he hides in his room but after tech dies and crosshair comes back crosshair finds the letters and reads them and it's from hid pov
But now imagine a marauders edition of this where Regulus writes Sirius letters after he left but never sends them just keeps them in a box in his room then years later when Sirius is living in grimmaul place(is that how you spell that idk) Sirius finally works up the courage to go in his brother's room (which obviously kretcher Katcher Kracher htf do you spell the little elf's name has kept perfect) anyway when Sirius goes into Reg room he find and reads the letter and it would all be gloriously depressing
So anyway I did go insane I found the bad batch fic and I need the marauders version on my desk by Monday
I've Had this tabed for 2 hours trying to find this damn fic I Remember It Now I'm Not Crazy I JUST NEED TO FIND THE FUCKER
This theory should not stay in the notes-
are you telling me the p.m. stands for patrick matthew
is p.m. seymour just the reverse matpat
so patmat if you will....
they need to fight each other for the name now-
are you telling me the p.m. stands for patrick matthew
is p.m. seymour just the reverse matpat
That moment when you realize cum was the first salad dressing:
If anyone ever wants to know what education neglect looks like its my 23 year old sister thinking that julius caesar was the guy who had jesus crucified
I did a thing for art class the original is Salome by Alphonse Muslim
I present to you ....
Birds
Ones a chickadee and ones a tufted titmouse i would say guess which is which but one is labeled
random shit idiots welcome anthropology major histor minor G pronouns: all (I horde them like a dragon)
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