He's Just Being Silly

I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.

Kon: Fuck the cops.

Wally: Done.

Kon: What.

Wally: What.

There is no absolute way he is that big! ⚡🦇 Absolute Batman & Flash

While Bruce is a tankiest of the League, Wally is the smallest of the all.

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Every year during the Olympics Jason calls Dick and it's just

Jason:..

Dick:..I-

Jason: THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU!! And what did you do instead?

Dick: I became a cop 😔

Jason: YOU BECAME A COP!!!

They were on cadmus.. sigh

Daddy issues... son issues??

Jason: Can a parent have daddy issues?

Tim: Obviously. They-

Jason: No I mean can they have daddy issues for their child?

Tim: What the actual heck are you on about?

Jason: Because I SWEAR Bruce has daddy issues for Dick.

Tim: WHAT? WHAT?!! What the actual-

Jason: No, think about it. Someone with daddy issues has: Fear of abandonment, difficulty trusting a partner, feeling insecure in a relationship, being clingy or possessive, needing constant reassurance, being easily jealous or suspicious, and attracting abusive partners.

Tim: *panicking* Hold-

Jason: *on a roll* NO. Bruce literally stalks dick and gets mad and scared over him leaving, he doesn't trust his robins to meet his standards, he constantly trauma-dumps on Alfred about his and Dick’s relationship, and he’s super clingy and possessive when it comes to Dick—like, look at the Titans! He’s obsessed. He literally asks Dick if things are alright between them CONSTANTLY. Abusive partners? I don't mean to talk shit about Talia and Selina but they're literally villains.

Tim: *having a crisis*

Jason: Bruce Wayne- the first man to have daddy issues... in reverse.

Tim: *whimpering* Please stop talking.

Jason: ...But wait... all these things... doesn't Dick have some of them too?!

Tim: NO!

Jason: *speeding up* No, no.. HOLY SHIT, IT'S A CYCLE! Bruce is feeding into Dick's issues and Dick is feeding into Bruce's because Bruce is looking for validation from Dick and Dick is looking for validation in Bruce and they-

Tim: *frantically calling* KON, COME PICK ME UP. I'M SCARED.

as u maybe know i re-read ga 2001 where jason appeared so don't expect me to stop anytime soon nyehe

birdflash love languages?

I think both are really into physical touch, they make it their goal to be able to have any type of contact at anytime

At winter they are practically inseparable cause Wally is a walking heat generator and Dick is really cold at winters (he's a summer guy, sue him)

But also Dick is into gift giving, he doesn't pass an opportunity to buy something Wally would like (mostly merchandise of his favorite shows and games) and it goes to the point that people joke about Dick being his sugar daddy. Dick finds it funny, Wally wants to bury himself