Yo Mr White Can You Sign My Permission Slip So I Can Go To The Aquarium Bitch

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

togachako request 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Princess Mononoke commission piece by me

they both think theyre the most normal guy in the room

see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

i'm 23 today!! 💪

i will be happy to get a reblog as a birthday present c:

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

mob remembering what teru said about liking when people bring him food as gifts and showing up to teru's place a few days post confession arc on the brink of tears with a cake that says some shit like