Everything Is About Them Btw

if anyones keeping track of their ridiculously long history of calling each other handsome can u add this please

charred bones take a while to decompose

this is very important to me people seem to forget the scene where the master bleaches his hair in a gas station restroom with £1.49 domestos bleach….

thoschei: thoughts by a guy who hasn't watched doctor who

HEYA MAGGOTS, this post is me using (his words, not mine) 'toxic old man yaoi' to bribe my brother (the girlboss boyfailure @wispedvellichor) to post his liveblog of FNAF (Friday Nights with Freddie) (something I also haven't watched) on tumblr. If that sentence was incomprehensible to you then I pity you for the rest of this post.

SO, YOU (NOBODY) (/NOT ODYSSEUS EPIC FANDOM SHUT UP) ASKED FOR MY THOUGHTS ON THOSCHEI! HERE WE GO:

WHO IS THOSCHEI? Ignorant fool, it is a ship name. Of the Doctor and the Master. Doctor Who? Exactly. Master Who? No, just the Master.

Why is it Thoschei? Because the Doctor (medical license dubious, PhD completion dubious) apparently was a Theta not-male (the elusive predecessor of sigma males and the omegaverse). And the Master was called Koschei.

Now Dr Omegaverse and Mx PowerKink have a whole homoerotic childhood friends to homoerotic rivals to homoerotic enemies to homoerotic die-in-your-arms-Hamlet-style situationship to homoerotic i-dont-know-i-havent-watched-this-show thing going on

Dr Omegaverse has many reincarnations, half of whom are David Tennant

Mx Powerkink also does, of which I only know the guy making Thirteen kneel, the Metatron, Missy FemmeSelfCest (who makes out with Twelve, the lesbian), and SimmMaster, who is zaddy and the only reason I bother with this ship

They do a whole forehead touch Jayvik thing years before Jayvik did the forehead touch Jayvik thing

ZaddyMaster bangs a drum in a field. I wish I was the drum.

Who said that.

Missy FemmeSelfCest and ZaddyMaster dance (hence the SelfCest)

ZaddyMaster bleaches his hair, apparently in a public washroom. A girlboss and a slay.

He is pretty.

He's also the prime minister at one point and kills the US President. So uh. THE WORLD HAS NEED FOR YOU AGAIN, ZADDYMASTER.

There's a BDSM bondage chair where the Dr Omegaverse is gagged and when ungagged he tells ZaddyMaster how he wants to run away with him to tour the universe and how beautiful he is.

ZaddyMaster is pretty.

Idk that's all I can remember now I'm busy thinking dreamily of ZaddyMaster.

You're welcome whoreo! I know, I'm the best brother ever.

while you studied the blade

I studied the blade too we were classmates

do u guys think the master is sick and tired of the doctor constantly announcing him dead when he is very much Not .

Broke: I don’t want Doctor Who to be cancelled again

Woke: Wilderness Years 2 will beget freaky, niche Big Finish and novels and we will have textual Thoschei Sex

academy era valentines day themed shitpost dump (#5)

disclaimer: the reason why not all deca members are included in my shitpost edits is because they are not all designed yet </3 working on it!!

This but its thoscheis canon

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

im finally at 13 on my rewatch amd i forgot how much i like herohmt goddmy doctor<333333

“the average queer tv show gets renewed for ten seasons” factoid actually just statistical error. average queer tv show gets renewed 0 times. Doctor Who, the sci-fi show from the sixties that will never ever end, is an outlier adn should not have been counted