Every Time I Listen To The Song "Never Love Ancor" By The Crane Wives, It Reminds Me Of The Stan Twins

Stargleam: Oh, mine collection of crystals give loads of energy, but I also have elemental crystals as well! Oh, and cursed ones! But I use something else to grab those!

*she opens her bag and shows ford a magical midnight moonstone..it looks glowing bright blue*

I keep this one to help me feel more energized throughout the day! I'm supposed to be sleeping right now, but I didn't feel like sleeping, too, so I decided to keep it with me today!

*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!

*she says asking too many questions excitingly*

There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.

"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.

Stargleam: great...oo a light up ufo Keychain! How many bits is this?

*she asks while trying to figure out what stan is*

What exactly are you a hareless monkey?

*a batpony enters into the shack*

Stargleam:...again? *sighs* where even am I? Wait..is this a tourist trap?

*she says looking around*

It’s the Mystery Shack! Best place to get ripped off! I mean, to buy to cool stuff!

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Rewatching gravity falls

How THE FUCK was Stan painted as the bad guy

FORD WAS AN ENTITLED LITTLE BABY

Yes what Stan did was rash

But maybe that wouldn't have happened

IF STAN'S PARENTS DIDN'T RAISE A LITTLE NARCISSIST

So Ford gets him KICKED OUT

I will forever be on Stan's side

And it makes me mad that Dipper just automatically assumed Stan was a dangerous criminal trying to kill everyone

Stargleam: hmm alrighty! I'll come along! It be fun to meet more humans!!

*she says excited*

Also, the unicorns aren't nice here.. When I was little, they made front of me for not being able to fly right due to my vision being blurry!

*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!

*she says asking too many questions excitingly*

There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.

"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.

Uh I'm embracing cringe culture cause yes-

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Firefloofy:that's alright! Sorry if I sound so worried. I escaped from my wasteland of a dimension..I'm a protogen unfortunately. I used to be like you actually! It's nice to see a dimension that still has life on it-

*she says with a happy emote*

*she comes through a portal and accidentally bumps into ford*

Firefloofy:ugh! Dammit!..

*she looks up*

Oh crap! I'm so sorry! Wait are you human? What dimension am I in?!

*she says, worried looking around*

*he clicks a pen and looks from her to his notebook*

Greetings! I'm Stanford Pines, I do in fact happen to be human! As for which dimension this is.. I wasn't aware they had names so I'm quite unsure. Perhaps Since I'm opening up interdimensional travel I'll be permitted to name it!

What exactly are you? How did you get here?

#seriously tho- #what did they expect? #for her to go to alcatraz or something? #these haters probably do- #ugh #mabel haters #I will defend mabel until my death. #gravity falls

As a Gravity Falls fan what's your take on Mable's selfishness not having any consequence?

i think she is 12 years old and probably ultimately learned her lesson when the entire town was engulfed in a demonic apocalypse. what did you expect. should she have gone to jail?