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criminal minds, s14: ep12

“what’s that abrasion on his forehead?”

“apparently he gave lewis a shove, and reid went a little cell block d on him.”

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The Official Jedi view on politics is that they try not to interfere and do not trust politicians, but if they are running out of options on how to settle an issue they will tell Padme Amidala what is going on and just unleash her onto their problems

The worst-off person at the end of The Old Guard isn’t Andy or Booker, it’s Copley. The man has the job of being the beard for this group of old assholes, half of whom are depressed and half of whom are in a perpetual honeymoon phase, plus one who has yet to figure out just what immortality means (PS. It means skiing off the top of Mt. Everest) When he goes to do the paperwork he’s astounded at how these people managed to stay a secret for any length of time in the 20th century and beyond. Andy has become an honest-to-god cryptid with a massive internet following (it would help if she’d just stop having one night stands and doing the ole’ love and leave em’ routine) Booker regularly goes gambling at and cleans out high-end casinos, which means he has literally every mob on the planet after his ass, Joe kills 100+ people every month for breathing in a way he didn’t certify near Nicky, and when Nile gets over the shock of things it dawns on her that she can do literally everything and anything and not die, which. is another type of hell altogether.  Nicky is the only fairly normal one out of them all, until Copley finds out he secretly owns seventeen different fortune 500 companies and runs a black market or something, and Copley has to take a month off to fuck off back to Booker and just like. drink for ten days straight. This is a disjointed mess, and not even remotely meant to be taken seriously, but Copley probably thought he got off good by being made into the Guard’s secretary/PR man, but my point is that that is distinctly so NOT the case.

Captain Jack: I wasn’t going to mention it. But you look like her.

13th Doctor: I know. Sometimes when I catch my reflection, it takes my breath away.

Captain Jack: Even after all this time? She’s still in your heart.

13th Doctor: *smiles* I carry a lot of people in my heart Jack, and there will always been room for more. You understand.

Captain Jack: Yeah, I do. You carry them with you.

13th Doctor: Always.

Rex: When I first met Anakin, I thought to myself, ‘when the war is over, he’s the Order’s problem again’.

Cody: Oh? What happened then?

Rex: *holding back tears* I don’t know! Sometimes I wake up and he’s going through my fridge and asking why I don’t keep his brand of ‘Padme approved’ organic gummy snacks around and I have to tell him it’s because he doesn’t live here and also Ahsoka ate them all and he’s all ‘the babies are very chatty rn and they repeat everything they hear and I said fuck last week so now I’m avoiding home cause as soon as Padme looks at me she’s gonna know where they learned that word’ and then Ahsoka, who I didn’t even know was THERE, pops up from the couch all ‘I thought I taught them that one!’ And I’m standing there in my sweat pants and wondering why I have to deal with this and then they look at me with these big ol’ dumb puppy eyes and I melt every time, I stg I can’t get rid of them help me!

Cody: …*gently pats Rex’s back* Bro… the only way to stop this… is to just move in with them. See, Obi-Wan can’t pull this shit on me, because I expect him to be there.

Rex: That’s different, you and Obi-Wan are Jedi married.

Cody: Hmm, if you think I knew we were dating before last week, then you’re sorely mistaken. I thought he was just a really clingy roommate I liked to fuck sometimes.

Rex: …how did this flip so you’re the disaster so fast and not me?

Cody: *shrugs* I just assume you come to me to feel better about yourself because you’re not /that/ bad compared to me.

The Book of Names lists each person murdered at Auschwitz