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i’m such a big fan of monsters that are creepy bc they do human things, but WRONG

Anyways I keep thinking that group chats totally must be a Thing in the star wars universe, and how (in the Clone Wars era) there probably is definitely a:

Jedi Council group chat (and they definitely gossip about everyone, from Initiates to Masters.  They are also running at least 20 bets about Jedi in the Temple.)

Lineage group chat (ie. Yoda, Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka all have a group chat but they don’t really use it much because Anakin and Ahsoka have trouble figuring out what is appropriate for them to talk about with Yoda)

The group chat with Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka is pretty lit though.  Most of the time it’s funny arguments between Obi-Wan and Anakin, and Ahsoka just LOL-ing the whole time.

group chats with all the clone commanders/leaders, complaining about their Jedi and comparing notes (Cody being like “Do you guys also need to force your Jedi to eat and sleep, or is it just me?”, or Rex asking “How the hell do I say no to Skywalker, the man never listens!”, etc.)

A group from the 501st and Ahsoka have a group chat where they make fun of Anakin.  They keep a running tally of the number of times he had crashed a ship, just for giggles.

If humans are a disaster, then we are a natural disaster. Not flawed gods. Not outsiders. Not mythic figures. We are from the Earth and of the Earth. And yet we are not a wildfire. Not a flash flood. If we're a disaster, we're unique in one meaningful way. We can choose to change.

How many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place.

Mace Windu: [on TV] The only Jedi we can possibly spare are Skywalker and Kenobi.  Me: OH COME ON. The only two guys they can EVER spare are these two bickering idiots?! Are they just spending the entire rest of the war lounging around being beautiful and tired and yelling at each other? Does no one WANT to send them anywhere, for understandable reasons? WHY. WHY ARE THEY ALMOST ALWAYS THE ONLY ONES AVAILABLE. The Order doesn’t have the MOST Jedi they’ve ever had, fine, but they have a LOT of Jedi.  Anakin: [blahblahblah Obi-Wan I’m trying blahblahblah] Obi-Wan: [being a pompous ass]  Me: OH MY GOD. THEY ARE THE WORST. WHY IS ANYONE SENDING THEM ANYWHERE. Husband: [from the other room] They’re your favorites.  Me: I KNOW.

Dark!little big three

Okay so I had this idea a while back and it’s just sorta been surculating in my head for a while so here it is Dark!thalia and dark!percy and dark!nico So ya know how they’ve all have at least some hatred towards the gods, well imagine them growing with that hatred and once Percy turns sixteen and the titan war is over Thalia asks to be released from her oath as an eternal maiden to be with her friends more. So then Percy nico and Thalia start bonding cuz only kids of the big three everybodys scared of them. And then cuz of this they’re like siblings and joined at the hip practically. And everything happens faster. Nico get together with will quicker Percy and Annabeth’s relationship is stronger. (Thalia’s heart belongs with someone who’s been dead for a while) Then Percy goes missing. Cuz of nico and Percy’s relationship once Percy shows up at the wolf house nico can feel it(Percy only remembers Thalia nico and Annabeth is this headcannon) Then he Thalia and Percy go on the quest together while hazel and frank defend CJ’s borders. Once they get back nico and Thalia are apart of the quest as well as hazel. Frank is praetor beside Reyna. (piper shows up later They go in their journey but instead of nico being in the jar it’s piper.) Thalia nico and Percy fall into hell instead (they meet a partially formed Kronos). Once hazel leads the seven to the house of hades Thalia nico and Percy arrive and basically slaughter all of the monsters to the extent that the rest of the seven+ piper and Reyna are terrified and while Jason and hazel love their siblings they are TERRIFIED. Eventually the war is over Thalia nico and Percy combined creat storm and fire Storm-Thalia and Percy Hellfire-Nico Later they are summoned up to Olympus and they gods give them two options. Immortality or exile They choose exile because they never want to be pawns again. Eventually the camps find out and the Romans go back to being prejudiced against the Greeks and they go their separate ways. Years later Thalia Nico and Percy find out that Artemis blessed them ( now they don’t age- isn’t that nice😑) Eventually they turn into legends that you hear about and mother tell their children Don’t be naughty or they will get you! They scorn the gods and begin their own camp full of other who have been hated and spit upon( for Greeks romans Egyptians and Norse) They live in peace for years until the gods are attacked That’s it I’ll let other take it from there!!

I just browsed through the Jedi section of the Star Wars fandom and here seems to be the general consensus on stuff:

Literally everyone breaks the code and gets attached to everyone but Mace Windu pretends he doesn’t.

Almost everyone is close with their clones whether it be as bffs, lovers, or brothers in arms.

Aayla Secura and Commander Bly were totally in love.

Obi-Wan Kenobi is tired of Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano’s shit but always gets himself into shit.

Quinlan Vos is Aayla’s fake brother I think?

Plo Koon is everyone’s dad.

Depa Billaba is Caleb/Kanan’s mom.

Anakin is pretty of face and dumb of ass but Ahsoka is too so it’s okay.

Actually speaking of Anakin and Ahsoka, Anakin is a Proud Dad but has no idea what he’s doing.

Pretty much everyone knew about Anidala.

Obi-Wan was in love at some point. Whether it was with Cody or Satine or both is up for debate.

Kit Fisto was with Aayla at some point but whether he still is or not has very little consensus.

Luminara Unduli is pretty strict but not a bad person.

Shaak Ti is everyone’s mom.

Katooni survived Order 66 and crashed with Hondo until she got older. Some people think her friends did too and some don’t.

Ki Adi Mundi would have been cool with Anidala.

Mace Windu is a party pooper on love.

Yoda is everyone’s weirdass grandpa.

What are you talking about? Revenge of the Sith and Order 66 never happened?

NOT CANON!!!

I just love the idea of bakugou and Shinsous dynamic

the born as an asshole and made into an asshole dynamic is just SO GOOD

Like- they’re both jerks, real huge dickheads, right? Shinsou is the one who just is hitting you with the insults that cut d e e p and bakugou is the physical counter for that.

They have a personal vendetta against muzzles (fanon) and always have shit to say about everyone, like two Regina Georges that walked into hot topic and a vat of eyeliner, they’re the gossip hoes of ua. An unstoppable forced that does NOT care about your feelings

But at the same time they have passion. They want to become heroes and have the mental drive to do it. Their compatibility makes up for their differences.

Bakugou on offense, lashing, distracting as shin takes out those around him with his quick movements and agility. Theyd be UNSTOPPABLE in a tough environment. But compatibility in battle isn’t what I’m focusing on here.

When it comes to them as people, they work out nicely, (obviously ignoring the fact that theyd hit you where it hurt and revel in your suffering) they both like their own personal space and would obviously have no qualms in respecting one another’s boundaries, while at the same time they can share information (normally through insults or scathing jokes at other’s expenses) that would normally result in a uncomfortable conversation

Theyd get along with PAINFULLY dark humour. The likes of which makes the entire class physically recoil.

They were particularly fond in jokes about muzzling and joking about becoming a villain.

(They we’re both pulled aside one day by Aizawa after one of their dormmates overheard them talking in depth about ways they could (re: would) use their quirks to commit,,,atrocious crimes if they decided the hero biz wasn’t cut out for them)

(Aizawa was also not happy to discover the two edgelords hurling insults at eachother because apparently bakugou didn’t think Shinsou played a good Edward Cullen, it was entertaining to watch until biting was involved)

They onced were paired in hero training and were RUTHLESS

Bakugou simply had to tell mindfuck what he knew about the rest of their class and Shinsou had immediately found the most dirty, but wrenching quips. All their opponents were too stunned and, well, devastated to notice the explosive barrel hurling towards them.

The ua faculty all unanimously agreed to stop pairing them up anymore, especially after one particular incident that had nezu thoroughly shaken.

Theyre. MEMERS.

They practically communicate through insults and shitty memes. Shitty shitty memes.

The class once found both of them in tears over a fucking suck ass sponge bop meme that simply read; “aw hell naw, get da spunch brof out de shit”

Momo was almost tempted to burn the phone along side the image.

They immediately connected. Like. Immediately.

Less than a day after grape fuck had been kicked the hell out, bakugou had cornered Shinsou before the boy could even get through the door. They left the room for bakugou to “determine his worth”, only a few minutes later the bakusquad all got a notification that Shinsou had been added to their group chat.

Cats.

The moment bakugou heard that beautiful sound coming from his mentally scathing classmate he barged through the door and demanded that Shinsou let him pet them.

Shinsou, being the fucking dick he was, said it would come at a price.

The price was, bakugou had to use Shinsous real name.

Shouji was slowly growing more and more suspicious after he heard bakugou calling Shinsou by Hitoshi more often than not.

I just fucking LOVE to imagine they were like that

And by “that” I mean that they aggressively flirt. And I’m talking aggressively.

When the class heard shin call bakugou a “slab of sexy fucking meat” right. To. His. Face. They assumed he was suicidal. I mean, it didn’t even matter that he’d only been there for a month and a half, everyone who’d even so much as breathed in the same area as bakugou knew not to do that?,!!?

It only made matters worse when bakugou responded with “tall glass of knee weakening wine”

“Aged?” Shinsou responded

Bakugou just looked at him with a wink and a smirk as he calmly responded, “you know it sugar tits”

Kirishima and Kaminari simply..looked at their boyfriends, already mentally planning the loooonngg list of “how the fuck” questions.

Also, if, by chance the class walked in on them both decked out in ridiculously poofy princess gowns in Apple White and Raven Queen cosplay, as a crowned bakugou tossed an apple at Shinsou while Hamilton played in the background, they chose to forget it.

Custody Battle

An outline for an atla fic that I will probably never write but was fun to make anyway.

when Zuko first becomes the Fire Lord, all the other nations are, of course, not super excited that the previous Fire Lord’s SON is on the throne. I mean, seriously Aang, didn’t we JUST fight a war to get rid of this guy’s father? why would we expect his son to be any different?

He is, Aang says. You’ll see.

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Ahsoka: If Anakin and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Rex: I don’t know, both of you?

Ahsoka: No, if you could only save one of us.

Rex: Well, I would probably save Skywalker because he can’t swim and I happen to know you’re an excellent swimmer.

Ahsoka: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Rex: Well, why don’t you let go of the anchor?

Ahsoka: It’s a family heirloom.

Rex: I’m leaving.