Dykebreakable - Problematic Midwestern Dyke

kissing isn't enough i need u to bite me

My sexual orientation is I like ✨️girls✨️ and I let men use me.

*eats you out as a friend*

*eats you out as a tumblr mutual*

wanna have a cute lil freak in the passenger seat next to me during a road trip. a vibrator stuffed inside of their wet little hole, kept in by a tight pair of undies. no matter how much you squeeze your thighs closed, cross your legs, shift positions, you can’t escape the feeling of those vibrations relentlessly buzzing inside of you. every time we pass a speed bump, it thrusts up into you a little bit and makes you whine. by the time we get to our destination, you’ve already cum a handful of times, got the car seat all wet and now have to walk to our hotel room with your slick running down your shaky thighs. soooo so cute and sloppy and fucked out before we even start. all of that only to warm you up to take my thick, long strap the second we get in bed. should be so easy to just slide it in and fuck that needy hole.

wouldn’t it be cool if you came over, we baked cookies, and then i bent you over my couch and i fucked you with my strap until your legs gave out? no? okay, whatever.

reblog to pet prev

Disgusting little sluts. (my beloved mutuals)

🍑, 🕳, 🧠

🍑 - ass or tits? Ass

🕳 - oral, vaginal, or anal? Proud owner of one oral fixation

🧠 - is dykebreaking purely a fantasy for you, or would you try it irl? There are scenarios where I could see myself trying it, but I really doubt they’re going to happen anytime soon.

okay if i get 1k notes on this i’ll wear my plug on the first day of classes (aug 19)

if i get 10k i won’t wear panties with them

my only plug is the one with bells btw. i don’t think it matters how much i try to hide them, someone’s gonna hear

You had a detrans blog and your name is Ellie. Were you vicarious-fakeboy by any chance?

Nope, but they were one of my favorite blogs