Do You Wanna Come Over And Be Weird With Me

Tis the season to cockwarm someone while we watch all the hobbit and lord of the rings movies and eat snacks and listen to the rain and drink hot chocolate and

"Being hypnotized makes me horny" subs 🤝 "YOU being hypnotized makes me horny" Doms

dyke's pit hairs poking out while shes wearing a tanktop is equivalent to a tantalising cleavage.

Misogynistic trans man who's wife is an ex-lesbian is such a powerful idea.... Poor dyke goes "I can make the dumb tboy into a dyke just like me" and then gets held down and used so good she ends up breaking and becoming straight, dedicating her life to serving her new master.

Obsessed with this. Especially because I know just how broken I would be in this scenario.

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

TELL A TRANSFEM HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS TODAY!!!!!!!

edging challenge

i hit 1k followers recently and thought id do a little edging challenge~ spamming is ENCOURAGED <3

i will count any notes until monday aug 19th (subject to change)

i WILL be splitting up the sessions if/when it gets high enough.

1 like = +30 minutes

1 reblog = +20 minutes

1 reply = +10 minutes

1 ask = +5 minutes (must tell me to add 5 minutes)

GOALS:

100 notes: +1 day of notes counted (stacks)

250 notes: i send a new person an anon saying i don’t deserve to cum, and edging to the response (will reblog)

500 notes: new photo posted (stacks, no identifying features)

1000 notes: must write something on myself before edging and post proof (stacks, will take suggestions)

2000 notes: i tell everyone my deadname (first name only) in a post and add it to my bio/pinned. (so long, Dixie)

goals can change or more can be added! i’m open to suggestions <3

meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

• attractive

• into the same shit as you

• kind and understanding

• humorous

• good company

• easy to talk to

CONS:

• live in the middle of nowhere or on jupiter

My sexual orientation is I like ✨️girls✨️ and I let men use me.