My Clearest Memory From High School Is My Best Friend Asking If I’d Brought Gym Clothes And Me Asking

you know what? I’ll say it. Hi

Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

agreed

by bo burnham

not sure if i’m qualified to answer this one

i had you going there for a second, didn’t i? no. maybe. shut up.

bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)

You doing ok?