Monkey,Hello there…ahem I’m rarely on here but I will change that….im planning on doing a little (maybe) comic…idk wat to call it tho, OK BUE!!!
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Latest Posts by dylansmith105 - Page 2
Ok boomer.
Norman: I always see you hanging around that Parker boy. Why not hang around with some girls for a change?
Harry: Uh...
Norman: I can't have my only son being gay. Now if you'll excuse me I have a date with Adrian this evening.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 🥳
Oh boy
*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*
Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?
Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.
Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?
Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-
Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?
Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.
Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?
Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-
Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…
Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.
Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!
Spider-Man:….
Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.
Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?
Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!
Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?
Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-
Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!
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ok my FOURTH time tryna post this but this is for @howlingchampion who got me into ultimate spider man
-First day of school-
Harry: Hi, I'm Harry Osborn and you're Peter Parker, right?
Peter: Yeah, hi-
Norman: -running- Harry! You forgot the biscuits your mother prepared so you can give that boy you like, Parker something.
Peter: ...
Harry: ... father.
Norman: Oh...well, have a good day at school son.
MSM but the audio is Sonic Fandubs
Original Audio: Sonic Adventure 2 (Hero Story) Fandub from SnapCube in YouTube I’m dying with how accurate the editing is with the audio-
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The adventures of Drunk! Killian and his two greatest fears:
Roombas with knives taped to them
Revolving doors
(From late night Discord nonsense)
@multifandombullshitbabes:
Damn, no need to be so rude. Keep talking like that and I'll snitch to Walter and he'll be disappointed as fuck in you. Do you want that, mister Killian? Hm???
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"Walter was probably disappointed the second and third time I attempted to kill him, and as I have yet to become a nice person, I'm sure he remains disappointed. He seems to be doing fine." He leaned back and took a sip from a strong, black coffee. "So snitch to him if you want."
The Normi Horni Saga
Keep reading
more cuz u guys love it sm
Let's just say their mission was accomplished thanks to Killian.