Disturbing Jk Rowling At 3 Am Is My New Hobby

my favorite pairings are the ones that you can’t even bring yourself to care if it’s platonic or romantic or sexual or all of the above they just need to be together and happy and happy together

„ThEy ArEn’T tAlKiNg“,

Stfu they’re talking in my head.

I looked at the image before I read the text and thought Crowley was licking aziraphales eye

uhhh hey aziraphale what are you looking at?

ah, your best enemies lips, normal angelic activity, carry on

my little contribution to shuhite sunday. happy shuhite sunday, the only holiday i will be celebrating today.

Yup

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Nonononono,it’s fine!Pickels are fine!Don’t get mad at the staff!

I made a thing

I love how every time someone says something like “oh yeah,I heard of you “ that guy just suddenly remembers that he’s famous,only to forget about it the second after.

sally: you're joshua valienté! i knew id meet you eventually

joshua:

Schön

Raufasertapete

Ok,but am I the only one who thinks that fizz knows ASL because the fire damaged his ears,making him temporarily deaf?Also do Imps have ears?

And last but not least but not least:Ass

Yup that’s his name,his character design is similar to ash from Pokémon,which is not a coincidence,since he is a big fan of it.he is also gay as hell.he’s in love with chao,and is the only person to go about that in a NORMAL way.he genuinely wants him to be happy,even giving him tips on how to win over wake,writing down all the jokes he made at school while chao was sick to tell him later and gaaaaaaagrg I just love him.he also makes dick jokes all the time.

Honestly japanoschlampen is the best show on YouTube and I need everyone to know about it.(Sorry in advance,my English isn’t that good)

In the beginning it just made fun of „classic“anime,but now it’s just amazingly hilarious,considering that it is probably running on the budget of 4 bucks and a marble.

There 3 main characters

First of all wake,on the surface she just seems like your classic anime girl (sailor moon powers,dead dad,pink hair,etc)but NO!She uses her sailor moon powers (sorry,can’t explain that any better)to murder people,apparently on a daily basis.in episode one she goes too the city just to throw hands with some stranger.She flushed baby ducks down the toilet.

She’s not to be fucked with.

I really don’t understand why the long earth books aren’t more popular on tumblr.There’s a total of like 3 straight people,same goes for neurotypicals.Two of the main characters meet when one diagnosed the other with autism and asked if he wanted to learn more about their shared hyperfixation.It’s pure gold.