Dysregulatedcreative - CurrentFixations

I love the trope of like A character uses gloves all the time bc their hands are either sensitive/has powerful powers from their hands/has done bad things with their hands and wants NO ONE to touch them x that B character they allow to touch their hands/accidentally touched hands with and ended up allowing B character to touch A character's hands OR if B character is powerful enough to handle A character's power from their hands

Do you get what im talking about-

When will we get the Hbomberguy + Mia Mulder collaboration talking about the Star Wars prequels for hours?

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

hommes différents, mondes différents

“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

Gotta be honest my favorite Commander Fox fanfic trope is “I love committing treason! Do you want to meet all the troopers whose deaths I’ve faked?”

I see people fighting about who to ship Commander Fox with and so I propose: ALL of them.

Fox is dating Riyo AND Quinlan AND Bail AND Breha. All at the same time. Just one big massive polycule.