I Miss Them (fictional Character I Think About Literally Every Single Day)

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

May the 4th be with You: A Poem for Star Wars Day

lantern mage

Pryce: I just saw Admiral Thrawn in a gay bar???

Karyn: Okay??? Fork found in kitchen, come on.

Kallus: What exactly were you doing in a gay bar?

I love reading the Septimus Heap books because the writing style is hilarious. The author goes off on paragraphs-long tangents about characters that aren’t even remotely important to the plot! Funny things happen like:

The Dragon Boat lands in the River safely (a very good thing, extremely important to the main plot)

The author (paraphrased): And no one was around to see it, except for 4 old fishermen who are known for telling tall tales, so when they went to the tavern for fishermen (because that exists apparently), nobody believed them. They even convinced themselves that they were just exaggerating, and they didn’t see a dragon in the shape of a boat land in the river. Anyway, back to the actual plot…

Voltron au where it was still a show in the 80s but instead of it being a mecha show its a shitty slice of life drama

Feline Frozen Treats

the art of book covers

John Berkey

(613): I’ve seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.