I think the reason why Thrawn is still part of the empire is because the ascendancy is in trouble and he’s going to use the empire’s resources to save it
How many times do you think Admiral Ar'alani rolled her eyes at Eli saying "Thrawn got court marshalled" or "Thrawn upset other political/military leaders" while he was recapping the past few years in the Empire to her after being stationed with the Ascendancy?
I miss Thranto. I miss the way Thrawn drives Eli crazy. I miss Eli's loyalty to Thrawn. I miss Thrawn's trust in Eli. I miss the way they were fated to meet. To understand each other when no one else did.
I think it's time to restart the Thrawn 2017 audiobook.
Ar'alani: How many kids do you have?
Thrawn: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Truth all✨✨✨
now that i am reading the thrawn: ascendancy books and seeing how fucking similar thrawn and eli are in some aspects - like scenes that are nearly mirrored down to the word - i love the thought of eli thinking he and thrawn have nothing in common, or that he could never be like him, bc he always just sees himself running after thrawn, just to come to the ascendancy and have everyone he meets be like “oh my fucking god there are two of you fuckers”
[image description: An ornate teacup with painted details around a lovely face floats above its saucer, which in turn floats above a dawn (or is it twilight?) landscape. Stars twinkle in the sky and the light of the golden hour illuminates the background. Rays of light emanate from the cup and light the banderole that spirals up from it. Text reads, “258, Ooh Long Long, the small god of the Perfect Cup of Tea”]
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No one truly knows where she began. China, absolutely. That part is not contested. But was she called into life by a healer adding dried leaves to hot water as a medicinal tonic? Did a brisk wind blow fallen flowers into someone’s water, where they steeped unnoticed for hours? Was it an accident or an intentional creation? Whatever her origins, she was a discovery which has shaped human history, uplifted cultures and enabled atrocities. She’s sorry about that last part. She always knew she was delicious. She never expected to be so delicious that people would cross a world to steal her from the places where she rightfully belonged, would use her as the backbone of empire whether she agreed or no.
But she is eternal and immortal, as enduring as the human need for peace and comfort, as familiar as a loved one’s hand, as calming as a childhood lullaby. She stirs hearts and soothes stomachs, and she is a source of endless arguments, for everyone defines her differently. Is she plain, water and vegetation and perfect? Is she made with cream and sugar, or with spices, or using a special pot? Is she steaming hot or room temperature or pleasantly chilled?
Some people use her as a base for other drinks, hot cocoa made with a base of tea, or as notes in perfume, and she loves those people too. She is here to enhance lives, to be perfect, to be loved, and she’ll take that love in whatever form it comes.
But she’d really like it if people didn’t try that empire thing again. That was awful. Just drink your tea and enjoy the moment, and let the world be.
She’ll be there to hold your hand.
(613): I’ve seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
The Illustrated Book of Manners: A Manual of Good Behavior and Polite Accomplishments, 1866
Chin rubs run in the family.