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Why is Lumiere the only character with a French accent in Beauty and the Beast!?

Lightning: You are NOT going to win this time, Storm.

Jackson: An interesting theory. Let me propose an alternative one - I AM going to win this time.

Lightning: Ah, but-

Jackson: And this is a theory I have built up from the following postulates. 1) I win every time, 2) This is a time, 3) I will win this time.

Avalor 50% off

(Everyone is watching watching Gabe swim) Mateo: is it weird for me to think he looks good in that swimsuit. I mean...REALLY good!? ---- Mateo: (walking with Gabe) so anyway I regained consciousness, there's cops everywhere, Naomi's cover in blood and has an ice pick!! (Nervous laugh) it was kind of a weird Tuesday. ---- Luisa: Ms. Gabriela? (Everyone laughs) Mateo: uh...ma'am, Gabe is actually a boy Boy: yeah and we'd never crush on him otherwise!! Mateo: shut up! Luisa: well, since you were absent yesterday Gabe, I am Luisa. Your new homeroom teacher. But that doesn't matter, because I'm basically pointless in this show. ---- Gabe: so is it illegal if I do it in my own pool? Mateo: I don't know. I mean...its sounds illegal but- Naomi: (slides in) What's up sluts!? Guess who just got out of prison!!? Mateo: sluts? Gabe: prison? (They both gasp) Mateo and Gabe: NAOMI!!?? Naomi: Yeeeeeeah! ---- Naomi: dam...we need another member. And I need to get rid of these stupid bird key chains. Maybe if I wether them a bit and call them antiques I can pawn them...Nah! I'll just sell them on my Etsy store. Elena: Ahem! Naomi: huh? (Music plays while 'Hottie Alert' is written all over Elena...metaphorically) Naomi: bitch you gonna be mine. Elena: I beg your pardon? Naomi: nothing nothing!! Hey your Elena right? Can I ask you something? Elena: I assume by the 23 recruiting papers and the 34...swimsuit...bird things in your bag, you were going to ask me to join the swim team. Naomi: yeah but- Elena: I'm sorry but I already joined track. Naomi: but I- Elena: and my stup is coming up in 3.34 seconds so your going to have to make the pitch very quick. Naomi: alright so swim team right!? (A 'sing' goes off in the train) Elena: there it is. (Gets off the train) good day. Naomi: Hey wait! I was actually going to ask you what size color you wear! Come on let me get them digits baby!! Let's make this a thing!! (Watches Elena run home) Naomi: OH MY GOD LOOK A HER RUN!! Oh is should be illegal to be that fine!! Ah yeah~ work them legs! ---- Bonus! (Watches Elena run home) Naomi: OH MY GOD LOOK A HER RUN!! Oh is should be illegal to be that fine!! Ah yeah~ work them legs! Amber: OH MY GOD IS THAT A GUN IN HER POCKET!!? Sofia: I don't think that's a gun...

Vanessa joins the New Republic

General: you there kid what's your name Kimball: あたい は えいご はなしません。 General: Interesting name kid. Hey want to be my right hand man? Kimball: あたい は えいご はなしません. General: GREAT!! Welcome to the new republic kid! Kimball:.....あなた は ばか です。

Some more of this beautiful lady!

Soooooo....In my head canon for Vanessa Kimball, Vanessa is a mix of Native American and Japanese. And she just can't say no to ramen. (The actual kind made in Japanese restaurants. She hates the packaged or cupped ramen)

Just sketching. But then this came to my head. You gotta admit though, Carolina could probably turn anyone gay. XD

This guy is awesome!!!

@earth-and-lava

hello i heard u wanted An Edit

Can someone just do this with Ohio, Iowa, and Idaho? But instead have it "we left project freelancer"

And people wonder why she doesn't like working with him.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8593528/chapters/19706479

A new fanfic made by me! Featuring a the big tough General turning into a silly little kid and how it effects the others! Enjoy and please leave a comment. Thank you!! (⌒▽⌒)

Please someone make more of these!! XDXDXD

This is so cute. >~

Translation: @violetnemesis and @junketsuki

Artist: 19_0v0

Yes.....fucking yes!

from this: https://twitter.com/verororoni/status/789316084675518464?s=09

art by veronicaliu

Nice pharamercy^♡^

So I was doing a Roleplay with my best friend. Him as Carolina and me as Kimball. To make things dramatic I denied my feelings towards Carolina. Kimball: I'm sorry Carolina...I just...I can't do this Kimball puts her helmet back on turning away and walking back towards her army. Carolina can't help but she'd a few tears...she wanted to say or do something, anything even! But all she could do was watch kimball leave. The next thing I get from my friend is a link to the song 'mm watcha say'

This is how I imagine Kimball and Doyle arguing.

ship it!

me: so what's your favorite doctor who ship?

freind: Rose and the doctor! What about you?

me: Jenny and Vastra!

friend: who?

Me: ...(walks away disgusted)