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remember when they got rid of the slogan "don't be evil"?

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new billie eilish album got me feeling like i’m laying peacefully under a weighted blanket and also like i’ve just been shot in the chest with a shotgun

it's 2025.. taylor swift has released the third deluxe gold edition of her new album "prom king". scientists study the last living neanderthal on earth.. olivia rodrigo is being sued for 3000 billion dollars for thinking of a similar album concept once in a dream 4 years ago..

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imagine saying this about your boyfriends mental health issues

and then wondering why he didn’t want to marry you

every two months taylor swift is like i’m going to make another album of me saying ooh aah baby your love was like a knife but i’m a flower and thanks to you i can now take in more water. and everyone goes crazy over it

Are they just making up that Espresso has autoplay and Fortnight doesn't or is that real?

Taylor sees her protégé out-charting her for the first time ever, so naturally she puts out a new fortnite single CD because she can’t stand not being #1.

and she also never has enough MONEY from her fans.

Also, the swifties on twitter are SOOO ANGRY about it!! They’re accusing Sabrina of fraud, saying she only has a bit because of autoplay, acting like Taylor’s a victim because she might not win all the big awards, as if she isn’t a BILLIONAIRE who doesn’t already have ENOUGH fucking awards!!

They’re blaming spotify autoplay for Sabrina out charting Taylor, because it’s not possible that people would rather listen to a fun, upbeat, catchy song like Espresso instead of a 34 year old woman with “teenage petulance” moaning about the loss of her love with a racist ugly shit, and talking about k wording herself and others.

GONE are the days of swifties creepily claiming Sabrina as Taylor’s daughter. Now that she’s getting too successful, she’s an enemy now. Just like another young female pop vocalist that they hate.

It's not the "without the racists" line on its own I dislike, but that whole tangent is supposedly preaching this wise deep lesson about how the past wasn't as great as you romanticize it to be. but who is she talking to??? idk anyone who's like 'damn, I wish I was in the 1830s'. it's nonsensical without confronting what it is about that time that appeals to her, since the major features of that time supposedly don't. is it the lack of the technology that made her famous? the dresscode? swifties literally say 'there's nothing appealing about it, that's the point' but then WHY WOULD SHE SAY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

it's a desperate attempt to save face. I'll always remember the tweet when someone said "without all the racists", girl who would you date/write about then?.