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BOOK 1 — WHAT HAPPENED IN THE BEGINNING

chapter one: it just keeps melting

summary: new boy Grover is determined to steal your best friend, but you have other ideas.

chapter two: oh look, a pony!

summary: a field trip has confusing and serious consequences that lead to monsters and ponies. percy steals a horn.

chapter three: hey, brainiac

summary: parents and families are never easy to understand, but suddenly, it all gets even worse.

chapter four: what’s up, mary jane?

summary: travis stoll steals your attention…and your heart, in a crush beginning to blossom. capture the flag offers chances for new friendships to bloom.

chapter five: do you have to go?

summary: a quest is announced, and Percy is at the heart of it. you try to tag along…only to find that Annabeth has taken the place already.

chapter six: the dream state

summary: you spend time deciphering your demigod dreams…although, at this point, you feel you’re a lost cause. nobody can understand them. the quest begins.

chapter seven: luck on our side

summary: you begin the quest, with a disappointing beginning. your bus explodes, and you take off into the woods.

chapter eight: off with your head

summary: you come across a place with good food and warmth. too bad the owner is a lady with snakes for hair.

chapter nine: a tea party with aphrodite

summary: Aphrodite has been keeping tabs on the relationship between yourself and Percy. you find a poodle offering help. las vegas looms ahead.

chapter ten: freefalling

summary: a trip by train leads to an arch and devil dogs. the way to las vegas isn’t far ahead, and you rekindle your friendship with percy.

chapter eleven: it’s not hard to see that boy is a fugitive.

summary: a courageous kick hundreds of feet in the air leads to underwater discoveries. percy saves your life.

chapter twelve: make a deal with a god

summary: you head out to retrieve something left behind, and find yourself and percy set up.

chapter thirteen: the lotus casino

summary: you find a haven in las vegas you never want to leave. but not everything is as it seems.

chapter fourteen: ergo

summary: your way out of the lotus casino comes quicker than you think, after a too-long period of time. an alleyway leads to monsters and terror.

chapter fifteen: play dead

summary: you face the Lord of the Dead, a pit that wants to kill you, and find that your friends have not been honest.

chapter sixteen: this is how it ends

summary: after leaving santa monica pier, Percy demands to speak to Zeus in person. he gets his wish.

BOOK 2 — A RED THREAD OF FATE

chapter seventeen: a red thread of fate

summary: a trip to a school means a dance, a monster, and quick-thinking.

chapter eighteen: a dream is a wish your heart makes.

summary: you dream of what your future could be. you are ridden with determination, confusion, and reminisce on your past.

chapter nineteen: time to pray

summary: everyone is stressed over Annabeth’s disappearance. what you don’t expect is the guilt that follows you. another god appears, and the quest continues.

chapter twenty: back to camp

summary: you arrive at camp to find it as you’ve never seen it before. Nico di Angelo is introduced to the world he never knew, and you see Travis again after too long.

chapter twenty-one: it’s called…hope

summary: a game of capture the flag leads to a new prophecy.

chapter twenty-two: here we go again

summary: it’s that time again for goodbyes and see-you-laters. five of you are decided to go on the quest to save Artemis, and, you hope, your sister, too.

chapter twenty-three: it goes on

summary: your quest begins, and a certain boy wheedles his way onto it, much to your delight.

chapter twenty-four: if you have the key

summary: a fight doesn’t go to plan, but what comes after is a great improvement in your relationship with Percy.

chapter twenty-five: halloween came early

summary: you encounter a skeleton army and a strange ability of Bianca’s. you hitch a ride on a wild boar.

chapter twenty-six: actions have consequences

summary: you make a decision that costs a life.

chapter twenty-seven: movement

summary: so many dam problems.

chapter twenty-eight: wide awake

summary: you’re nearly there to saving your sister, and an unlikely hero saves the day.

chapter twenty-nine: little talks

summary: you have to be brave. sisterhood proves itself, and you decide nobody is to be left behind.

chapter thirty: fine line

summary: your quest comes to an end, leaving you with questions unanswered, and a deep sadness. reunions are bittersweet.

BOOK 3 — BAD IDEA, RIGHT?

chapter thirty-one: bad idea, right?

summary: a year spent with friends and monsters begins, with a surprising appearance from Rachel Elizabeth Dare.

chapter thirty-two: i see trouble on the way

summary: it turns out that summer hasn’t been as pretty as you thought. someone’s gone insane, someone’s trying to invade, and you’ve found an underground labyrinth purely by accident.

chapter thirty-three: run, girl, run!

summary: in the maze, Hera pays you a visit. you face confusion and an ever-rotating labyrinth.

chapter thirty-four: logical

summary: you make a detour to a ranch housing dangerous animals, and a guy paying Kronos’s army directly.

What if I just exploded

another world

summary: when jefferson shows up in your world unexpectedly, you don't think twice before grabbing his hand

pairing: portal-jumper!jefferson x princess!reader

word count: 670

warnings: a dash of soulmate au here, simbelmynë is a flower from lord of the rings, there's no connection i just needed a fake flower name rip, i've never seen ouat so sorry in advance </3

a/n: here is day 14 (and the second to last) of my valentine's blurbs challenge!! the prompt was character a giving character b their favorite flower. thank you so much to my sweet friend @itistimeforusalltodecidewhoweare for basically teaching me a course in jefferson, i could not have done this without here

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The first time you ever saw him, it was through billows of purple smoke. It clouded your senses with its sickly sweet scent, so dark you could no longer see the glimmering sunlight. When the smoke finally cleared, you locked eyes with a man so gorgeous it made you ache.

Then both hissed in pain, grabbing your wrists. When you each pulled your hands away in mirror movements, it revealed a bright ring of light shining. A soulmark.

“What the hell is this?” He asked, twisting his arm in front of his face, admiring the way the light moved.

“It’s a, holy gods, it’s a soulmark. Everyone has one, except me, until now. Who are you?” You gasped, the feeling of heavy baggage, the whispers of the kingdom, and the glaring disappointment of your parents falling off your shoulders as you stood just feet from the stranger.

“I’m Jefferson.” He was still looking at his arm in wonder. “I’ve heard of soulmates, in other worlds, I’ve just never encountered it before. Amazing”

“I’m sorry, did you just say other worlds?” You were trying to wrap your head around his worlds. You knew of magic, of course you did. You had met the sorcerers in the kingdom, knew the power of soulmates had to come from somewhere, too, but entire worlds existing entirely separate from your own - that left you in shock.

He extended his hand, the one still shining brightly. “Let me show you.”

Knowing in your very soul you could trust him, you took one last look at Volandia - your home, your kingdom, the beautiful gardens you had tended to since you were young - before gripping him tightly, the smoke surrounding you once again.

-

You never regretted a single moment. You had known from the moment your parents placed the crown on your head you would never be content with being a princess, a plaything for others to bend to their will.

Jefferson had saved you, and your love for him would hold just as strong without that soulmark that still gleamed every time he was near.

But sometimes, even as you sat amongst the beautiful flowers surrounding your cottage, ones you had grown by your own hand, you felt a small ache for the small patch of flowers you would never see again.

No matter how far and wide you searched the Enchanted Forest, you couldn’t find a trace of Simbelmynë - a delicate white flower that grew in abundance around your old home.

That’s how Jefferson found you one day, sitting with your face towards the sun, even as the tears streamed silently. He panicked at first, never wanting to see you upset, and when you explained why, he nodded solemnly, sitting down beside you and stroking your hair until the sun set.

-

Days passed, and you tended to the gardens as usual, not thinking much more about your conversation with Jefferson. It was early one evening when he ran through the backdoor straight to the kitchen where you were preparing dinner. He spun you around with one hand, the other tucked tightly behind his back.

You giggled as you danced around the kitchen, face pressed into his chest as you began to slow down, out of breath. When you finally stopped, he revealed what he had been hiding behind his back - a beautiful bouquet of Simbelmynë, looking like they had been picked fresh from your gardens.

You gasped, holding them gently with one arm and pulling him into you with the other. Then you busied yourself with putting them in a vase, each touch tender as you arranged them. You were so consumed with your own actions you didn’t notice when Jefferson pulled a small sachet from his pocket, grabbing your hand to place it in your palm.

“May you grow us a garden full, my love.”

You opened to find the distinct color of Simbelmynë seeds, and squealed in delight as you threw yourself in his arms, letting him swing you around the kitchen once again.

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You've read the books, you've seen the movies- and now you're living it? You wake up in an elevator with only flashes of your old memories. You remember slowly, bits and pieces that make no sense at all. Everything anyone remembers involves a facility, some scientists, even drowning. But you remember reading.

When you begin to not only care for the people surrounding you, but remember feelings buried deep down, what lengths will you go through to ensure their safety? You know all the plays, all the answers, so long as you don't change too much. But things have already changed, and you're struggling to keep up.

Or, alternate summary… You were transported from our reality to theirs. You're living in a book you once read and you need to fight to survive. Honestly, just an indulgent self insert where I get to have both boys of my dreams, and they get to have each other and also live. (By the by, everyone is aged up because I'm not about having romances with teenagers woops)

Relationships: Newt/Reader, Thomas/Reader, Newt/Thomas, Newt/Thomas/Reader, Gally/Ben, Gally & Reader, Minho & Reader, Chuck & Reader, Chuck/OC: Josh, Frypan/OC: Holly,

Characters: Newt, Thomas, Minho, Alby, Gally, Ben, Chuck, Winston, Zart, OC: Holly, Frypan, OC: Josh,

Tags: Second person POV, Third person POV, Switching POV, Reader POV, Gender neutral reader, Fix It, Aged Up Gladers, Polyamory, Canon typical violence,

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Prologue, The Boys Find Comfort

Chapter One, The Beginning

Chapter Two, Settling In

Chapter Two 1/2, Newt's Mistake

Chapter Three, Growing Closer

Chapter Four, Remembrance

Chapter Five... coming soon

This was cute :((

Trials ( An Erasermic x Reader Medieval AU)

Written: December 2020-Feb 2021

Total Word Count: 52.8 K

Wattpad link for easy reading: https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/259612193/write/1029582306

Since it’s so long and organized into chapters I’m posting two at a time and linking the posts in order below.

I’ve been hacking away at this since just after Christmas, it’s basically a novel at the point and I’m immensely proud of it.  Please enjoy! There are requests that are on the way, this longer piece took precedence.  

This post includes: physical violence, mental health, traumatic experiences and the aftermath, use of pain-relieving medications, cursing, sexual content (not full smut, sorry kids), depictions of physical assault/ beatings and forced drowning, mild religious content, and a prominent polyamorous romantic relationship.

Polyamory: the practice of engaging in multiple sexual relationships with the consent of all the people involved.

Mental Health note: This piece touches on panic and anxiety born from trauma, some religious-based discrimination and trauma as well as physical captivity and assault.  

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