STEM enjoyer with (B)attitude problems , She/Her
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lemon anon here
yes I do
have 560 more lemons
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Good Gaia what force of nature sent you?
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Do you just have an orchard of lemon trees or something?
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I keep seeing you everywhere. Whatever. I enjoy the scent of lemon and other citrus fruits, so go ahead.
Flesh magnet be upon ye! π§²
Flesh isn't magnetic. Nice try. I don't have haemachromatosis.
Iβve been seeing quite a few phony βwildlife rescueβ videos recently, so I just want to put out this quick PSA:
- donβt βsaveβ wild prey animals from predators. just donβt. even if the prey animal is cute. even if the predator is scary or gross.
- if you find a baby deer all on its own, itβs doing fine. deer naturally leave their fawns alone for extended periods of time. leave it alone. mama will come back, and she can take care of baby much better than you can.
- if, however, you find a fawn with heavy, visible open wounds, or if mom has a carcass nearby, then you can call a qualified wildlife rehab center. do NOT bring it into your house and try to raise it yourself
- donβt try and raise ANY wild animals yourself, actually. The only exception I would give would be like, jumping spiders or earthworms
- donβt touch wild animals. not even if they come up to you. not even babies. ESPECIALLY not babies.
- donβt feed wild animals. this can cause them to expect food from humans, which can be disastrous if they donβt get it
In general, just observe wild animals from a respectful distance. Thatβs it. Thatβs all you have to do.
Targeted attack. Shame on that anon.
Magnet be upon ye!!! π§²
THAT'S IT. I'm gonna start getting my askbox screened before I check my asks, I'm DONE WITH MAGNETS.
This CAN'T be what having fans is normally like. I need to go get Silver...
Iβm just gonna run full blast to the other side of the room. Youβre good tho β view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3DW2dnE
*gives you a cheese cake*
-cheese cake anon :3
Oh, nice! I haven't had cheesecake in forever. Thanks.
You ever bring any sort of camping chair or picnic blanket, or does sitting on grass for a while not bother you? I don't mind it but the weather has to be really dry or I'll start thinking I'm getting my clothes wet.
I like reading too, although history isn't my first choice of genre. Pretend I am for a minute though, any recommendations?
You never answered my question. What do you like?
I enjoy reading, I suppose.
I read any book that draws my attention, lately it's been history books, it's.. interesting to know all that happened while I was in stasis.
I usually sit on the forest outside the facility on my spare time to read. It's relaxing.
Hey, this wall tastes like dirt
Long before time had a name, the First Spinjitzu Master created Ninjago using four elemental weapons. But when he passed, a dark presence sought out to collect them all: Lord Garmadon. So I, Sensei Wu, his brother, sought out to find four ninja to collect them first.
What do you want from me? Seriously, what the hell are you talking about?
Shot through the heart and you're to blame Darling, you give love a bad name
An angel's smile is what you sell You promised me heaven, then put me through hell Chains of love got a hold on me When passion's a prison, you can't break free
Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah Oh, there's nowhere to run No one can save me, the damage is done
Shot through the heart and you're to blame You give love a bad name (Bad name) I play my part and you play your game You give love a bad name (Bad name) Yeah, you give love a bad name
Paint your smile on your lips Blood red nails on your fingertips A school boy's dream, you act so shy Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye
Whoa, you're a loaded gun Oh, there's nowhere to run No one can save me, the damage is done
Shot through the heart and you're to blame You give love a bad name (Bad name) I play my part and you play your game You give love a bad name (Bad name) You give love aβ
Oh, shot through the heart and you're to blame You give love a bad name I play my part and you play your game You give love a bad name (Bad name)
Shot through the heart and you're to blame You give love a bad name (Bad name) I play my part and you play your game You give love a bad name (Bad name)
You give love You give love, bad name You give love You give love, bad name You give love You give love, bad name You give love You give love, bad name
WHO ARE YOU?
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks!
Good Gaia who let you in here?
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Am I missing the joke here?
How do people who can sing figure out they can actually sing? I've been told to shut up in the shower so many times so that's how I know I can't. Do they just not get that humbling experience? Is that it? Are they encouraged to sing in the shower?
Erin, have you heard of updog?
Deleting my account.
Gaia. Everything keeps happening so much. If any of you don't want to end up heading to Tommy Turtle Memorial on a stretcher drink some damn water and take care of yourselves.
Breathe
When did you last eat/drink? Was it enough?
How much have you slept today? Did you get 8hrs?
When did you last talk to someone? Were they a friend? Talk to your gaiadamn friends more.
Did you have a shower? Being dirty makes you feel like crap, go do that.
Do you have any plans today? Do you feel ready for them?
Does your space(Room, apt, workspace, etc.) need a tidy? Do that. It'll help.
Have you been sitting for a long time? If so, get up and walk around. Check on your space. Grab some water. Look at nature.
My DMs are open here and on the server, but for Gaia's sake I need you people to want to be better. Butch gets a pass.
You know being selfish isn't always a bad thing, Butch. What kind of things do you like? They matter to me.
Do you remember how you changed your mind about this Lyric person? It all seems very sudden, Butch, you have some of us worried. You guys have a stubborn streak 100 miles long, changing opinions isn't something you are known for.
There's no need to worry about me, I'm doing great, better than ever, actually.
As for how I changed opinions, that's none of your concern.
Let's just say that I remembered my place.
True, people can be unreliable in a sense compared to some machines. But no matter how advanced, machines can only operate based on the information they're given. That a person gives them. You said people are inherently flawed, so what stops that from passing over to the creation from the creator?
Also machines being loyal? Generally holds some weight, I guess, but I know of some who turned on their creators. That's the risk with advanced AI, not that I think Shard's situation isn't justified. It's how it is. But think about it like this, either you have a glorified sorting machine with no nuance running the world, or you encounter the same problem as with people running it.
You and I both know people are easier to dispose of.
Besides, just because you know the machine's agenda doesn't guarantee you can stop it. You're the Ultimate Lifeform, yes, but tech has a way of being tricky. Imagine if everything's on a cloud, y'know?
Isn't that the beauty of being organic though? We have to make every moment matter. We feel things, physically and emotionally. We're complicated tangles of tissue. I know Shadows are a bit sturdier than myself, or a vast majority of people Green added to the chats. But tell me you want some sort of unfeeling overseer who doesn't value simple comforts dictating your life. Forget about Lyric when you consider this, since it'll be their tech and not them personally running things.
What would you miss if a machine ran the world, not caring that you have different needs than a machine? Would it be a favourite food? A game? A sensation, like waking up in the morning warm and lazy. Would it be given ample time to enjoy the sunlight? Watching the stars? A work focused machine won't value these.
Consider that before you sacrifice everything on your people's behalf. It'll be a dystopia. People will be enslaved. There will be mass suffering, whether Lyric intends it or not.
Do you remember how you changed your mind about this Lyric person? It all seems very sudden, Butch, you have some of us worried. You guys have a stubborn streak 100 miles long, changing opinions isn't something you are known for.
There's no need to worry about me, I'm doing great, better than ever, actually.
As for how I changed opinions, that's none of your concern.
Let's just say that I remembered my place.
New icon check!! It's a shame you can't see the piercings on my other ear... Maybe next time.
I should do eyeshadow more.
Oh Gaia Star have you ever tried Om Ali? I haven't had it since I moved out. Thanks for reminding me to make it at some point.
Hey! Feeling a lil inspired recently
Drop your favorite dessert recipes below and I'll do my best to bake em!!
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god