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he’s a cult leader, he’s a fashion icon, he’s a war veteran, he’s immortal, he dies all the time, he’s haunted, he’s high and he’s sober, he’s agnostic, god hates him personally. i didn’t say his name but he popped into your head, didn’t he?

Monty x Security Guard! Reader Headcannons

Gender? Not available.

🐊 Flirted with you as soon as he met you.

🐊 Called you the most annoying 80s pet names when he first met you. Anywhere from Doll to Babe.

🐊 You started your shift in Monty Golf. Usually Monty is in his room doing whatever he wants. Or he's up on the catwalk doing his basic moody bitch act. That's what you were told.

🐊 However, he was waiting on the side of the stage waiting to torment Vanessa when she walked through the door.

🐊 Instead of the normal moody guard who'd send him back to his room, there was a newbie guard just looking around, and they were kinda fine looking too.

🐊 You were unaware of the large reptile animatronic heading your way as you headed to check all rooms before you go to the security office in your area.

🐊 He DEFINITELY walked up to you and just tossed his arm around your shoulders saying something like, "Whats a thing like you doing at a pizzaplex like this?"

🐊 Whatever he said made you snort at his cheesy pickup lines. "I work here, sir. I'm just a little bit lost."

🐊 Makes fun of you for loosing your way back to the main camera room, but leads you there anyways.

🐊 Kinda always stays close to your room and has startled you a few times by running to the room. You've slammed the door in his face a few times and laughed at the circumstances through the door with him.

🐊 His favorite thing to do is guess which camera feed you're viewing and pose in front of it. You've caught him in many ridiculous poses. Your favorite was him doing a draw me like one of your French girls but facing the other camera.

🐊 You've made memes of all of them and send them to him through the company fazwatch.

🐊 He found out about Vanny four months into your employment.

🐊 Absolutely made sure she was no where near you even if it put his programing on the line.

🐊 Sometimes just goes to your room to just be close to you.

🐊 You've gotten so close to the Gator, half the time you look around and find you're both touching and have been for a while.

🐊 Sometimes you've fallen asleep in your office and woken up to Monty sitting next to your chair practicing his bass quietly.

🐊 You've asked Monty why he does it. He wasn't able to answer, But you didn't look too far into it. To you it was just like a friendly thing.

🐊 You only look farther into it when another coworker brings up how odd it is for Monty to charge next to your security office and his request for it to be added into the office he had placed a week earlier.

🐊 You went to your shift as usual and talked to him.

🐊 He admitted to being attached to you in a way he couldn't describe for a while. He ended up telling you he liked you and didn't want to make your relationship weird.

🐊 It took you a while to get used to but, you ended up accepting his confession and agreeing that it was fine for his charging unit to be in the office.

🐊 He'd find little things in the pizzaplex to give you as little gifts. Sometimes he'd barter a signed plushie for someone's stuff just cause he thinks you'd like it.

🐊 Expect during working shifts to just be picked up and set on his lap so he could watch what you're doing (or power off for a small bit to save battery.) Probably compares you to a cat cause you're small and warm.

🐊 He's gotten a bean bag chair for you to sit on in the office. He enjoys it because its big enough for him to sit on and hold on to you if you fall asleep.

🐊 Takes you on small mini golf dates. He teaches you how to play. Its up to you if you get competitive or not. Most of the time he likes seeing your face subconsciously scrunch up as you try to time the ball hit properly.

🐊 Hes made small comments that he wishes he could go on dates with you outside of the pizzaplex.

🐊 Has crow brain when it comes to getting you gifts. If its shiny you should like it. Presents it to you as soon as he can.

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It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

It's theirs now. They did the hard work.

teamwork 🐝

Spooky season is upon us finally!

*September 1st on Tumblr*

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alex hirsch going rogue… king shit

God i love dinos....

overstimulated and anxious at the zoo until I looked up and saw an angel dancing in a beam of light