If Youre Fat And Queer I Hope Youre Having A Really Good Day

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Moon and Sun x DaycareWorker! Reader Headcannons

Gender Neutral since I wanted to keep this open for anyone.

🌜🌞 100% respects your pronouns. They asked the first time they met you.

🌞 Probably had a really deep respect for you when you first started working, and would show you where everything was (his glitter glue stash and the 67 cases of Fizzy Faz he stole from the kitchen) before the first wave of kids came in.

🌜 Saw you trip and fall face first on your first day over a ball that escaped the ball pit. He recorded it and will sometimes airdrop the video of it onto your company issued fazwatch.

🌞 You became real close friends by the end of your third day. He was the kind of friend that would always ask to see pictures of your pet and ask you to give the pet affection when you got home.

🌜 He probably saw you cleaning up after the kids completely wrecked the play area and started helping. He found a picture of you drawn by a kid and you both couldn't help but laugh at it. You probably started showing him memes after that.

🌜🌞 Both share thoughts about you. Thoughts that go from "It's nice how they help clean up after the kids" to "Have they always looked that cute when they put the kids to rest?"

🌜Wait what. Moon can't belive what he just thought. Was this apart of his programming? Did he loose a screw or was something damaged? He immediately debates on scheduling an appointment at parts and services.

🌞 Sun catches on though. Surprisingly the AI in the animatronics was very human like with growing personalities. As soon as he sends you off on your way home after your shift is over and the doors finally lock? Man is is full out RUNNING to talk to Chica to ask how he should proceed.

🌜🌞 Moon was in the back of their shared headspace absolutely mortified that Sun was spilling everything to Chica. AND WORSE! SHE WAS GIVING ADVICE BACK ON HOW TO INVITE YOU ON A DATE.

🌜As soon as Moon switches with Sun he immediately goes to hide in the ball pit and never come out. What if Chica just tells you. Or worse! Tells the children!

🌞 Sun is too busy planning on decorations for the "perfect atmosphere" as Chica called it. As soon as he's back in charge, its go time. He immediately runs to his room and starts mass cleaning, tossing every dirty thing through the tube into the hidden room, grabbing Christmas lights and taping them up with all the tape he could find. After testing a few things out he declared it perfect.

🌜🌞 By the time Friday morning had come around, their shared room looks like a galaxy of colored lights inside of a pillow fort. Sun is proud and Moon begins to help plan on what to do. By the time they're finished they hear the daycare doors open and see their favorite employee enter the employee area.

🌜 Moon shares his final plan with Sun and they both agree on the apparent genius idea. And then by the time they realize its only 30 minutes before the daycare closes.

" Oh whats that? You're finishing up? But there's glitter glue and snacks over here and I need a little help cleaning up so if you could just stay for a minute.." Yet, by the time you finished, Sun was panicking worrying that you were going to still leave. But just as you made it to the Daycare pickup doors, you heard the closing announcement and sighed.

You go back in and confront Sun and Moon about making you late. Sun admits it was his plan to get you to stay, but it was for a good reason. He tells you to go to the daycare theater and you do, a bit ticked off until you hear a click and a poster opens up to reveal a door with a pitch black hallway behind it, you take a step in and the daycare power goes out.

Knowing Moon is probably switching with Sun and would be out of it for a minute, you turn on your flashlight and make your way down the hallway where it leads to a tent like room. You're about ready to turn around and walk out when the room lights up in a rainbow of colors. You look around for a while marveling at the largest pillow fort you'd ever seen when you feel a tap on your shoulder and turn around to see Moon holding a bouquet of origami flowers. He gives them to you and mumbles an awkward apology about them not being real and suddenly it clicks.

"Moon, was all of that earlier your way of asking me on a date?" Moon stood still for a moment and you worried he was mad when all of a sudden, you could hear fans kicked on. Suddenly he fell over backwards into a pillow pile and you rushed forward to check and see if he had overheated his systems only to see Sun.

"Did Moon's system crash?" You asked a bit worried, helping the sunny animatronic out of the pillow pile. "Apparently. Also isn't this all really nice? We made it so we could both switch out to hang out with you since we bother really like you!"

🌜🌞 Moon came back out a few minutes later and properly asked you out for both of them. You said yes and sun swapped back in and pressed his faceplate again your forehead in what could be called a kiss.

🌞 Later that night Sun had already come up with a nickname for you that he deemed perfect. Sunshine was what he had decided.

🌜Moons' nickname for you would come a week later. Starlight,he had told you, because you always brighten my night.

🌜🌞 The night that you ended up locked in the building with them, you ended up making a pizza in the kitchen with Moon and carried it back to the daycare so you could all watch TV in the theater. Four S.T.A.F.F robots ended up watching with you three and when you started dosing off Sun carried you back to the pillow pile and Moon made sure no one disturbed you.

🌞🌜When you woke up it was around noon on Saturday and you sat up and saw Moon in sleep mode next to you. You wrote a little note to them as you grabbed all your stuff and headed home.

Thank you for such a nice date. Let me know if you want to go on another one. I'll see you both on Monday.<3

🌜🌞 Sun and Moon keep that note in their hatch and look at it whenever they miss you.

🌞🌜 They definitely talk to you about that other date.

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THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

Me: Man, I wonder how everyone's taking the news over tears of the kingdom.

Every Sidon lover, including my fiancé:

Praying for y'all. Maybe a dlc will release, and he'll refuse the Zora norms break off his engagement, and oh shit there's already a ring on your finger, so he'll go for you. You know since you're his best friend.

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