real, and im single too and i hate this too so it might be bc of that
I can’t fucking stand when people are in relationships and that’s all they talk about…..
Like your telling me we can have a conversation but you’ll instantly forget what we talked about because you said they same thing to your bf when I walked away for a minute…. So when I come back and try to say something about what we talked about your fucking confused….
AND WHEN THEY BRING UP THEIR PARTNER CONSTANTLY
Like bro I don’t care about every little detail of your relationship and the shit you do together. Omg and fuck of with interrupting our conversation to say “oh I miss my man” or to just talk about him….
Maybe I’m just being a bitch because I’m single but it’s so fucking annoying
I have ADHD, and i collect moths, stickers, plushies, and Funko-Pops!
@pupslimes @shhhhh-secrets @ anyone
it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
real
y’all, his HAAAAANDS
i can’t breathe-
Penor
penor
Idc, grab my throat if u want pooks, just kiss me-
Kiss me please?
Bet
Right here, right now
Kiss me please?
Bet
Kiss me please?
Bet
Maybe I am... I don't pull hoes so I'd probably fail either way😭
i love dick and balls
cock penis
sex penis penis yes
sex penis vagina also yes
weiner
i love men
wewe
or as the french would say, oui oui
uuunnhhhmnnggg mmeeennnnnbnn
Dw I'll love you
i love dick and balls
cock penis
sex penis penis yes
sex penis vagina also yes
weiner
i love men
wewe
or as the french would say, oui oui
uuunnhhhmnnggg mmeeennnnnbnn
Don't do this to anyone this is sick and extremely fucked up.
hi, so basically. i finished going through my asks a little bit ago, but i figured i should say this.
uhm. don’t send weird asks.
and by that, i mean don’t send in requests that go into extreme detail about personal mental health struggles, trauma, or anything along those lines. i understand that people look for comfort in writing, and that’s fine! but i’m just not comfortable writing those kinds of requests, especially when they get really specific or heavy.
if i get an ask i’m not comfortable with, i just won’t write it. simple as that. i want this blog to be a space where i can have fun and enjoy writing, so please be mindful of what you’re sending in. thanks.
also, i know i write nsfw, but please be mindful about the kinds of requests you’re sending. just because i write suggestive/explicit content doesn’t mean there aren’t limits to what i’m comfortable with. i’ll be making a boundaries post soon so you’ll know what i’m okay with and what i’m not — and that can change over time. so before you send an ask, please check it first.
and just because you’re anonymous doesn’t mean it doesn’t matter. i still see everything that gets sent in, and i still have to read through asks even if i end up deleting them. so if you wouldn’t say it to me directly, maybe don’t send it at all.
oh, and don’t be weird in my dms either! i really prefer interactions on the dash — please reblog or comment instead. i love seeing what people think about my writing, and it’s way more fun to interact that way. unless you’re a close friend, there’s not really a need to dm me.
thanks again!
Hear me out...
I just think all three of them at the same time would cure my depression in ways modern medicine could never
To me you are hella cool,, just saying.
ONCE AGAIN WOKE UP TO THIS???!!! UHM, HEH. HI?!
GOD DAYUM. IM NOT GAY BUT UNLESS 20 BUCKS BUT... I MEAN... IM ON SALE FOR FREE RN FOR YOU...!😋😋😋
I’ll give you a hint
I got mine from my hyperfixation with space and stars
@teslasucks37 @pupslimes
Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!
For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)
They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.
That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.
Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well
I like men like, slimecicle and nerds, and schlatt, and ted😋👅
my boyfriend (the gay one)
But we still love him
my boyfriend (the gay one)
depression has hit hard again like it has been constantly for four weeks. this weeks been the worst. and this has been the longest its lasted. so,, im prob not going to post a lot or at all. idk.
ONCE AGAIN WOKE UP TO THIS???!!! UHM, HEH. HI?!
guys im genuinely scared to ask the guy if he wants to start talking. bc my friend asked him,, and now hes ignored her completely,, like not talking to her and not going near her. and im scared bc hes so sweet to me and funny and i DO NOT want to screw stuff up. But,, tomorrow im curling my hair, wearing a good/confident fit and everything and hoping for the best. Anxiety's hitting me like a brick though,, bc idk if im his type and im just like here.. and im scared to ask him what his type is. Sorry for the rant i just felt like i need to get this off my chest..!
he looks fine regularly ALSO,,,,, THE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE HIM,, SHOOTING MY SHOT ON THRUSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wish me luck!
Charlie looks so fine in the mouthwashing video 😖
Even if he was drinking listerine
FWB CHARLIE FIC UPDATE????????
Guys… I’m gonna lock in so hard tonight dw.
The fact they put themselves on ANON too,, like? One thing to say that TO SOMEONE ONLINE,, but its another to PUT YOURSELF ON ANON in my opinion
stop begging for attention online and go touch grass
Sorry I like to have fun bro is pissed that I like talking to people your asking for attention by sending this ask like be fr
I DONT KNOW U THAT WELL BUT I JUST MOOTED YOU,, THATS NOT THE POINT,, I WISH THE HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS FOR YOU!!!!!
ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYY YAYYYYYYYYYYY
guys no one has posted any more fics for me to read before i sleep im tweaking, and i have class tomorrow and idk what to post help me😭
how are these drafts going i need some spiderman charlie,, and some of your stuff in general-
ok i swearon my life that i will post at least SOME of my drafts today.
i hope to post: deadpool schlatt spider man charlie and daredevil ted, apocalypse au ted and schlatt, friends with benefits ted, virgin charlie and reader, barista reader and ted, and fuckin teacher au stuff (i have so much, esp for ted, i might post it over the week)
stuff that’s bolded i really do want to post today so those ones might get out first lol
i have other drafts but these are the ones that are finished augg ff h
GOD. I love this,, best thing i will prob read this month🙌
I wonder how fun it would’ve been to be dating Charlie when he was in Vermont. Imagine that you regularly walk on a more secluded forest trail and you can help but stroke his cock as he fingers you as you’re both walking. It becomes a game of if you two can get back home before the teasing turns into something more… maybe you both have to quickly stop fooling around as a rouge jogger approaches up the trail… Slutty Sunday at its finest your honor 😔
CW: NSFW below the cut (MDNI), Public Sex, afab!Reader (no pronouns), Exhibitionism
A/N: Slutty Sunday indeed 😵💫😵💫😵💫 This is so short but I made it in like 30 mins so…
Charlie Slimecicle x Reader
Charlie’s cock is pounding into you, your back pushed up against a tree as both of your lips struggle to keep the other quiet.
The two of you are slightly off the beaten path of a dense forest trail.
He had finally convinced you to go on a hike with him, even though it wasn’t your usual scene.
He’d promised a special reward to coerce you fully out the door, but you never imagined it would’ve been him fucking your brains out in public.
Your leg is hooked around his hip, spreading you open for him.
One of his hands gripped the tree behind you, the other holding your leg in place.
His tip is pounding into your cervix at just the right angle to make you squirm, the bark of the tree scratching your back slightly.
Your gym shorts are discarded next to him, his own shorts pulled down just enough so his cock is free.
Charlie doesn’t usually do things so… Publicly with you, but holy shit if it doesn’t make your legs tremble and your pussy ache.
Charlie is eating up your moans as he thrusts, his thighs slapping against yours with desperation.
And he was desperate.
If he had to promise you sex just so he could show you the beauty of nature, he would.
Not that he had to, you would go with him regardless if he really pleaded with you, but the thought made his cock twitch.
You were getting close, his tip brushing against your g-spot with every thrust.
Suddenly, Charlie pulls away from your lips and his movements still.
You’re about to protest, when he slaps a hand over your mouth and watches something on the main path behind the tree.
This trail was supposed to be secluded.
At least you thought it was, that’s what Charlie told you, until you hear footsteps coming closer.
You glance up at Charlie, who’s pressing his lips together and trying not to laugh.
The footsteps rescind, but the beating of both of your hearts stays the same.
You smack him on the shoulder lightly and he grins apologetically as he rocks back into you.
But the fleeting fear of someone catching the two of you like this, it makes your mind race.
And apparently Charlie is equally turned on, because the pace he sets is punishing.
You guys don’t leave that spot until the sun starts to set and the dirt below you is very wet.
Or as Charlie definitely jokes after, “soiled”.
will this fwb fic be out today orrrr???? bc i lowkey wanna see it
Guys I know I have so many wips but… Is this anything???
Dirty Minded Reader Hcs
FWB Relationship
You keep making so many sex jokes around him (you aren’t trying to flirt or anything it’s just your humor) and it gets him so riled up that it leads to Charlie just fucking you
i have been fed,, THANK YOU for this creation.
sub Charlie sucking on your tits (+probably gets more pleasure out of it than you do tbh
CW: NSFW below the cut (MDNI), Titty Sucking, PiercedNips!Reader, Sub!Charlie,
A/N: Kinda short but oh well 😁
Charlie Slimecicle x Reader
Charlie tries really hard to be respectful.
He’s doing his absolute best to not stare constantly at the little imprints on your shirt, pressing against the fabric.
But he’s simply not strong enough.
He loves how they look under shirts.
It leaves absolutely nothing to his imagination.
When he finally gets to see them in all their glory, he nearly cums in his pants.
“Can I… Touch?” He asks gently, like too much noise would somehow disturb the air and hurt you.
You nod, watching as he cups your tits and presses his thumb to the metal rods.
Then he starts to play with them, swiping across your nipples, tugging on them softly, even leaning closer to swirl his tongue around them.
He breathes heavily, looking back and forth between your tits and your face to check if he’s hurting you at all.
You’re moaning, playing with his hair as he sucks on your tits.
Then his teeth glide along the metal and you yelp.
His mouth is off you immediately, about to ask if he’d done something wrong.
But he just looks so cute with his eyes all worried and big, so you pull him back onto your tits before he has a chance to say anything.
His hands fall to your hips, eyes fluttering closed as he sucks on your tits.
Charlie’s hands drift to palm his groin, stiff and twitching as his tongue lavishes your nipples.
You didn’t think he’d like this so much.
The only thought left in his mind is if he can cum on them.
You indulge him, of course.
He likes them, to say the least.
GOD YALL GAVE MY IMAGINATION A LOT OF STUFF WITH THAT-
Chat what kind of things do you think Charlie would say during freaky times (dom or sub idc I just need him bad)
I’ll go first! 😁
“I’m so lucky…”
“You feel so good~”
“Please… I need you…”
“Fuck, you’re so pretty…”
“Come here, baby…”