Hive Knight: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a Hive Guardian should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat fucking huge body off the ground. The Hive Guardian, of course, flies anyway. Because Hive Guardians don’t care what other bugs think is impossible-
Vespa: Hive Knight, it’s 3:00 in the morning. Go to sleep
HAZBIN HOTEL SPOILERS
Hazbin Hotel episode 8 was quite the ride and there was a lot of information to take in. I had the same reaction as the Vees watching this episode.
Speaking of the Vees, even though they didn’t have a major role in this episode they were still a nice addition with their commentary, especially Vox.
Vox: THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!
Velvette: what the fuck Vox…
Valentino: no comment
I love how Vox and Val had a duet together for the ending song. It’s sad that Velvette didn’t sing at the end but you can’t have everything
Say what you want about Vox and Val but you have to admit that these scenes with them are a bit cute
Velvette was also killing this hairstyle and outfit
Even though this episode wasn’t focused or about the Vees, it made me like them more(for the record I still see Val as a piece of shit)
Quirrel: *walks up to Tiso, Cloth, and Hornet* What are you all doing?
Cloth: Watching Ghost.
Quirrel: Watching Ghost do what?
Hornet: They’re trying to show us the C-Dash skip to Fog Canyon but they’ve been failing…
*Cracking sound*
Tiso: *draws tally mark in the ground* Attempt 101
Quirrel: …
Ghost: *abyss shriek noises from frustration*
Quirrel: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Tiso: Self-esteem, haven’t seen you since the Colosseum of Fools!
Hornet: Oh, My mother?! Thank you for finding her.
Cloth: Nola, I knew I could find you somewhere!
Ghost: My millions of siblings, is that you all?
Quirrel: I was going to show you all this cool box Monomon left me but do you all need a hug?
Subconite: would Mr. Snatcher please come to the front desk?
Snatcher arriving at the desk: Hello? Is there a problem?
Subconite: points to HatKid and Bowkid
Subconite: I believe they belong to you sir?
HatKid and Bowkid: we got lost :(
Snatcher: I didn’t even bring you fools with me-
Snatcher: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Conductor: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Dj Grooves: Meet me in the studio basement for a wizard duel.
Mustache Girl: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
HatKid: What the actual peck is wrong with you all-
Tiso: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Quirrel: I burned my arm once while messing with an Ooma
Hornet: I dropped my needle on my leg once and slashed it.
Cloth: I have a piece of claw in my chest from getting stabbed by Traitor Lord while helping Ghost.
Ghost: I was trying to C-Dash skip to Fog Canyon and burned my legs bad.
Hollow Knight: …
Hollow Knight: I have emotional scars…
Barnaby: AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! FOOOOOOOOOOOooo…
*Barnaby looks around*
Barnaby laughing: Hoohohoo! My bad, wrong universe!
*Barnaby leaves*
HatKid: what the peck?!
Snatcher: I don’t know either kid.