tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know jeff, i know
slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
jeff: **the killer**
i could faggify him
reblog with yours X
I AM NOT A WOMAN
i am NOT a maN
I AM NOT ANYTHING ELSE
i will never be normal or regular.
I DIED CENTURIES AGO
I CANNOT COME BACK FROM THE DEAD BUT I TRY TO LOOK NORMAL/REGULAR AND TALK LIKE I AM
i am ONE OF THE GUYS
YOU WILL CHERISH ME AND TELL ME I AM NICE
I AM ghoul boy
IT DOES NOT PAIN ME NOT TO BE NORMAL OR REGULAR
I AM A TRICKSTER AND I CANNOT BE TRUSTED
I CAN DO REAL MAGIC (NO ONE HAS LIVED TO TELL THE TALE THOUGH HEHEHE
YOU WILL SUFFER MY CURSE
I WILL DEFEAT MCDONALDS AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR
"I ate a baby there!!!"
Some bullshit I made right now watching EverymanHYBRID again
“No chat i’m not gonna burn his house down.”
scared to go to film school because what if slenderman is there (in my student film)
Oh please more art of Sinclair and Dralta please the people are begging 🥺
aha
new defunctland video once again makes me appreciate the everyday amateur internet archivist. i love you people who make comprehensive lists of fonts used in popular media. i love you people who upload ten second videos of commercials from 2002. people who have episodes from shows i saw as a kid that i don’t even remember the names of anymore. people who record livestreams. people who record small concerts. little moments in history that’ll be important to somebody 20 years later. i love u
Hi ! I’m a 17 year old artist, writer, and bookbinder. I adore all things sci-fi and horror, resident evil especially at the moment.
I’m still learning the ropes here but I’d love to make some friends. Here’s some of the stuff I’ve made!
RESIDENT EVIL 8 VILLAGE: SHADOW OF ROSE
My gift to you is a promise. I’ll always be there for you. No matter what. I’ll be there every birthday to watch you blow out the candles on your cake. I’ll be there to make you breakfast and walk you to school every day. I’ll be there when you have a bad dream and sing to you until you fall back asleep. I’ll hug you tight when you’re troubled or worried and tell you that everything’s going to be all right. You are my precious Rose.
Never forget that. Dad.
in the club freakin it in a sensitive style
casting a spell of finish your wip rb to pass it on
maaaaan what the fuck!
"you heartless bastard. did you do it because you hate horse plinko, or purely to spite me?"
"Oz, you know Bruce wayne? his father saved my life. i got shot in the chest. i couldn't go to no hospital, so we showed up on his doorstep. operated right on the dining room table..."
me and the wretched bitch i pulled by being the bringer of terror untold
Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon
I really want to emphasize the slightly ridiculous timeline of Bruce taking in children and how funny this has the potential to be re:Dick being the eldest, because I think it's really important that people understand that Bruce basically only has Dick around for like...11-12 years. Dick formally moves out when he's around 19 or 20, and roughly six months to a year later, Bruce picks Jason up. Dick and Jason never live in the same house at the same time, and three years later, Jason dies. So he gets 2 kids over a 15 (ish) year period, which doesn't sound too ridiculous, right?
Except then his adoption tendencies accelerate, because he picks up Tim and Cass within 2 years of each other (and Steph came as a package deal with both of them) and then finds out about Damian 2-3 years after that. Then we've got Duke, who (when you vaguely fit together timelines) enters stage left about 2-3 years after Damian.
So after a 15-year period with two kids, Bruce manages to pick up 4 1/2 others (counting Steph) within the 7-8 years afterwards. The sheer missed comedic potential of Dick being a grown-ass adult and then his dad decides to adopt a pack of kids within 5 years of him moving out is incredible. Dick went from being essentially an only child for his entire life to being eldest of 6, only one of which he's ever actually lived in the same house with, all because Bruce got Empty Nest Syndrome and went "well I raised one child to adulthood successfully. What's another 5 or 6 at the same time?"
battinson this,batfleck that
WHAT ABOUT HIM
Obsidian is so right for making this canon