Tony: So… What's It Like Being Married To Bucky?

For Pete’s sake!

Someone write this fic nowww!!!!!!!

Fic idea

Dean goes to crash Sam's wedding because he found something shitty about Sam's fiance and is trying to save his baby brother

But he crashes the wrong wedding

"Don't do it! She's not who you want!" Dean yells the second he kicks open the Chappelle doors

Castiel doesn't wanna marry so and so, has been trying to get out of this arraigned bullshit for years

Sees a crazy dude crash his wedding and literally jumps at the opportunity. Doesn't think, just looks at his dad all "He's right father. She's not. I'm gay for that man!" Really awkwardly then runs to Dean, puts all his faith into this and jumps into his arms

Dean has no fucking idea what he just did, but the guards are behind him and now the groom in his arms is going "Run! Run! Run!"

And now Dean is running to his Impala, stuffing Castiel in it, and speeding away with him because fuck his life

And now Castiel is stuck in a road trip to save this random guy's brother from a sham marriage

Stephen: what vegetables do you want for dinner tonight?

Harley: Tomato

Peter: haha well Tomato's a fruit so-

Harley: I hate to break this to you but- nothing's a vegetable. Vegetable is just a term that means you can eat it. In botany, nothing's a vegetable. So yeah, a tomato's a berry, but a carrot is just a root. A- and potato's just a tuber. And like- cucumber is just a melon.

Harley: Melons are fruits, in other ways. You're not going to put it in your fruit salad, though. You're not going to put tomato in your fruit salad.

Peter:

Harley: broccoli? broccoli's a fucking flower, dude. We're eating a flower when we eat broccoli.

Peter:

Harley: Kale is just a leaf. So is lettuce.

Peter:

Harley: nothing's a vegetable. vegetables don't exist.

that bird and fish built a home by and by together like the artists who crafted them built a romantic structure to withstand all powers that be

Fiddler on the Roof (1971) / Ever After (1998)

Gorgeous!

I’ve seen a similar photoset today, but this was in my drafts from like two days, so meh, I’m gonna post it anyway.

All the Johnlock gifs made by velocifaggot, put in one photoset :3 Like and reblog this post if you want, but don’t forget about the original author <3

Okay it's time.I've been thinking about him all day. It's finally time that I speak about him out loud.I could never forget and I don't want to either. So here it goes...

My cousin Throckmorton is an amazing skateboarder!

Hope you guys remember him. He's been away for a while and many forgot. But I could never.

I can't shsgdycdgfgs xD

This is "The Empty Hearse" Season 3 Fix-It you've been all waiting for!

A. K. A. How it really should've gone like, all it takes is Bollywood!

I was inspired by this post here to make this meme video about johnlock

Give it some love, I spent 10 minutes on this :'D

Tagging a few people who might enjoy this cheap tomfuckery of mine: @heymissy221b @alexanderdamnhethin @crunch-nerd @meetinginsamarra @iris-best-taken-in-small-doses

Happy Mishapocalypse!!!

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