We Gotta Get Away From Here.

For Pete’s sake!

he’s naked

exposing himself in front of his boyfriend

Stephen: what vegetables do you want for dinner tonight?

Harley: Tomato

Peter: haha well Tomato's a fruit so-

Harley: I hate to break this to you but- nothing's a vegetable. Vegetable is just a term that means you can eat it. In botany, nothing's a vegetable. So yeah, a tomato's a berry, but a carrot is just a root. A- and potato's just a tuber. And like- cucumber is just a melon.

Harley: Melons are fruits, in other ways. You're not going to put it in your fruit salad, though. You're not going to put tomato in your fruit salad.

Peter:

Harley: broccoli? broccoli's a fucking flower, dude. We're eating a flower when we eat broccoli.

Peter:

Harley: Kale is just a leaf. So is lettuce.

Peter:

Harley: nothing's a vegetable. vegetables don't exist.

that bird and fish built a home by and by together like the artists who crafted them built a romantic structure to withstand all powers that be

Fiddler on the Roof (1971) / Ever After (1998)

Reblogging just for the eyes

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Gonna be spamming y'all with my blade design obsession

Sherlock and John husbands moments:

this gif basically sums up sherlock’s and john’s day at home. sherlock shouting at the TV making deductions while john blogs. pretty domestic life.

john talking to sherlock about his day and sherlock being amused by how ridiculous john could be some time. it’s so cute i wanna die

pulling pranks/joking at each other. i loved this scene so fucking much that i just couldn’t not include this

sherlock knowing that his husband john is a romantic. and this one… god…

john keeping sherlock on track when he gets carried away on cases. i mean in which world is this NOT a husband job?

taking notice and making comments of each other’s appearance

john making sure that sherlock’s public image is good enough 

saving sherlock from the embarrassment saying lestrade’s name wrong again. bless you for this scene (credit to: cumberbatchlives.tumblr.com)

they are ready to kill/be killed for each other 

fucking husbands WITH A BABY 

TELL ME THAT THESE ARE NOT HUSBAND MOMENTS

watch until the very end

Them: What is your contribution to society?

Fanfic Writer: I’m here to help my friends get off.