Before Pride Month Ends Does Anybody Wa(the Clock Chimes As It Hits Midnight. I Scream And Explode Into

Bill’s cringefail attempt at a serenade

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

Looking at YouTube live chat is like looking into an ant enclosure and just wondering why they’re all circled around a Cheeto

That girl with the fat tummy and loud laugh will save you

shes now colorized

given that spooky season is now upon us (it starts in july now) i will be freaking iut over poeticbee for the forseeable future

o7

we're back baby!

so the book of bill is pretty good