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the fight is harder each year.

Siegfried. Thomas Theodor Heine (1867-1948)

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TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

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#228 - #229. While male Houndoom are solitary, females often make pacts with herding pokémon, offering protection from other hunters. In trade, they choose a member of the herd to feast on when hungry and safety for their pups.

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little cretaceous guys + guest appearance of our even older friend the gorgonpsid (triceratops, pteradon, carnotaurus, parasaurolophus, deinonychus, ichthyosaur, gorgonopsid, repenomamus)

Oh asbestos we're really in for it now :'0

hey @molabuddy this was such a cute mental image that wanted to try and draw it :D

every day i think about how wild vaporeon would live mostly in the water but come to shore to have their pups (eevee), and then would probably groom their pups in a special way to trap air bubbles in their soft fur to make them more bouyant so they can float unaided on the water. and then as soon as the eevee have control of their little legs they're being taught how to swim, so you could come to a lake at a certain time of year ans see a vaporeon swimming around with a tiny soaked eevee paddling along behind it like

i abandoned a jar (with a child safety lock. this detail is salient) of 100mg edibles at my parents house last month because i didn’t want to fly with them and my mom called last night to inform me that my dad ate one without looking at what it was. thankfully just one!!!!!!! this man has never been high before!!!!!!!! blasted through that child safety lock and only stopped at one gummy because “it tasted like shit.” but them back where he found them and cooked dinner and then texted my mom in a panic when it hit because he felt bad. still had no clue he’d taken an edible until mom asked him if he ate anything weird. when my mom called me last night he was laying on the floor motionless and refused to move. and he stayed like that for 4 hours. he is fine this morning and reports having slept very well. he has been yelled at several times now to look at what the hell he’s putting in his mouth before he eats it.

I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.