In My Flop Era Lol But I Promised Myself When I Got Back Into Fandom And Fic That I Would Just Focus

I want Guillermo to hunt down and brutally murder Nandor. I want Guillermo to ignore him forever, he’s not even worth mentioning and for that to slowly drive Nador insane. BEGGING on his knees for even a glance in his direction. I want Nandor to realize how in love he is and how fucked he made the situation and to slowly dissolve with the guilt and pressure of trying to fix what he can’t. I want them to have gay sex on screen

ok blackbonnet au where newly divorced stede moves into a divorced guy apartment complex and he’s super helpless bc he’s never lived by himself and he’s soooooo stupid ❤️ and he meets lucius who takes pity on this sweet dumb idiot and takes stede clubbing so stede can have some fun ! let off some steam and grind on strangers !!

and stede is wary but ppl do have fun rave outfits and fun drinks and then he sees ed dancing on the bar full coyote ugly style taking shots and stede’s thirst is Activated so lucius pushes him to the bar and ed feeds stede a shot ;-;

and he dances with ed all night long and ed tries so hard to take him home but stede is a Gentlemen thank u and asks ed on a proper date

Happy ides of march everyone 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

morning: we need to commit to cooking at home. no more fast food, no more ordering in

evening: ................ what if we were bad

pretending I don't care about becoming a vampire so that it happens faster

It feels... easy. It's just like breathing. He understands my idiosyncrasies. Finds them charming, even. We expose each other to new things, new ideas. And we laugh a lot. We just pass the time so well. I'd call those things love. I hope you find that. (digital oil painting!)