Agamemnon Was Killed With A Sword Vs Agamemnon Was Killed With An Axe…… Neither Of These Are Correct.

like stede would a million percent accidentally wander into fae land while flower picking he would just be a sweet little duck picking sweet little flowers and see a mushroom ring and think oh! how enchanting! and just fully frolic into it

and then just skip face first into unseelie king ed and offer him a fucking dandelion or something

and when fae king ed is like ur in my domain lovely human i’ll never let you leave he’s kinda dumb struck when stede is like okie dokie friend btw that is a fine silk robe u have…

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH | Stede Bonnet Hi all! Nice to be here. I may be landed gentry, but I’m thrilled to be granted entry.

I be sleeping in the master chief position

ed when someone doesn’t immediately fall kitten mitten smitten with stede the gentlemen pirate bonnet

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

He really just went ahead and fell in love on first sight with Stede looking his absolute half-dead-rat worst, huh?

It feels... easy. It's just like breathing. He understands my idiosyncrasies. Finds them charming, even. We expose each other to new things, new ideas. And we laugh a lot. We just pass the time so well. I'd call those things love. I hope you find that. (digital oil painting!)