The Literal Kicker At The End Is When Blackbeard Moves His Leather-booted Foot To Touch Stede’s. Waititi

like stede would a million percent accidentally wander into fae land while flower picking he would just be a sweet little duck picking sweet little flowers and see a mushroom ring and think oh! how enchanting! and just fully frolic into it

and then just skip face first into unseelie king ed and offer him a fucking dandelion or something

and when fae king ed is like ur in my domain lovely human i’ll never let you leave he’s kinda dumb struck when stede is like okie dokie friend btw that is a fine silk robe u have…

Blackbonnet + Stede conveniently being at crotch level

You are unhappy because you’re thinking about productivity and emails when you could be thinking about the beautiful dappled fur of deer

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

Jacob Janerka,  Hello, this is crab…

reblog to give a trans man a sword

We must increase the bisexualism by at least 200%

ed when someone doesn’t immediately fall kitten mitten smitten with stede the gentlemen pirate bonnet