Jesus Fucking Christ Im Not Strong Enough To Deal With This. This Is His Hottest Look And Im Dying On

putting the o in olympics

New Nandermo fic! Two: lots of blood, sexual mentions, major character death, changing into a vampire. Full story on AO3

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Guillermo was dancing with another man. His face, his body, none of it registered in Guillermo's mind, but he could feel the solidness of the other man pressed against his chest, his arm around strong shoulders.

Oh but he could feel the eyes. Feel the eyes boring into the back of his skull and he could feel the emotion in waves, feel a delicious tingle in his spine.

He knew just who was watching.

The man leaned in to press a dangerous kiss to Guillermo's neck. There was a hint of fangs in the kiss, the idea driving a shiver through the human.

"You're a brave one, a human in a vampire nightclub." The unfamiliar voice rumbled. "What if I bit you right now? Right here in the middle of this club?"

"Do it, that's what I'm waiting for." Guillermo said and before the man could respond, he was ripped from Guillermo's arms and thrown across the room.

i love you trans girls who don’t pass i love you trans girls who are stealth i love you trans girls who don’t try to pass or don’t want to pass. i love you trans girls who don’t want any sort of medical transition i love you trans girls who have more surgeries than they have fingers. i love you trans girls who can clearly define and explain their own womanhood i love you trans girls who couldn’t put it into words if they tried. i love you trans girls for existing. i love you trans girls, wholly and entirely

A convoluted penis enlargement negotiation with a djinn can be sooooo romantic actually

I want Guillermo to hunt down and brutally murder Nandor. I want Guillermo to ignore him forever, he’s not even worth mentioning and for that to slowly drive Nador insane. BEGGING on his knees for even a glance in his direction. I want Nandor to realize how in love he is and how fucked he made the situation and to slowly dissolve with the guilt and pressure of trying to fix what he can’t. I want them to have gay sex on screen

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

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