I Can't Keep Living Like This!!! [does Not Change A Single Aspect Of My Life]

the sword lady fuckin killed the ball shaver guys

lucius: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

ed: i’m a knife 🔪

stede, from across the ship: he’s a little spoon

season two izzy is gonna be like ‘there’s no way blackbeard is going to forgive bonnet after what he did’ and it’ll just cut away to ed very enthusiastically forgiving stede

Geralt: never yell into a Collander

Jaskier: ???

Geralt: you'll strain your voice

Jaskier: 😑

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

Captains went camping

Full on my Patrеоn

i def have to start walking my mile in the morning again like it makes me sooooooo much less anxious at work i didn’t even realize how much it calmed me down