Okay So Still Have A Few Exams To Go But TOH Have 2 More Episodes To Go For Season 2 So

Okay so still have a few exams to go but TOH have 2 more episodes to go for season 2 so

Here are my crack as heck, non-serious theories from the tumblr posts I’ve seen:

oh yea spoilers:

The “titan” the witches live on is not actually a titan.

First, credit to the tumblr post that said the dead titan has 5 fingers while king has, like, not that much on his paws even though like I said I can’t find it atm but I will once I am free from stuff

Remember in edge of the world, the portal to the titan trappers were on the remains of “another beast entirely”? I’m guessing that’s from a titan.

Plus given king’s head shape, the other titan skulls, and the entire titan (?) skeleton in the titan-trapper’s place, I’d think the titan’s skull would be a bit more elongated, like with a snout or something.

So yea I’m gonna say it’s actually Wittebro’s remains enlarged after death.

Remember the titan’s pose being weirdly similar to how wittebro-post-stabbing pose is like?

Remember how Belos keeps a giant heart in his castle alive? He would have an incentive to do it if “so we can both live to see through this” in a way. Or if Phillip managed to resurrect wittebro’s heart but did not have enough magic to bring back his brother because y’know, he’s dead and is a giant fricking corpse-which is what the day of unity is for.

“But he killed his brother- why would he want to bring him back?”

Idk but he sure did that a lot to Hunter. Maybe he saw it as a way to get a better version of his brother back or something. Like a reset of some sorts.

Oh yea also Hunter could be more like, the clone of his nephew rather than wittebro. Something something witch with wittebro was pregnant in one picture but then is not in another. Maybe instead of outright killing the baby he raised him to what he wants him to be and then one day he just sorta killed him. Then he’s like “no this is my bro’s kid i need to set him right” and pulled a bunch of grimwalker shit. Which makes everything really messed up but Belos already is, so.

“Okay but isn’t the collector trapped under the titan’s bones?”

The wording was “to me who’s trapped beneath these bones”, so...

I think how it could happen is if wittebro and the collector made a deal of some sorts, like “i’ll bring you to a fun place that has maaagic but you have to play with me forever afterwards!” and then wittebro just straight up died.

I mean like, there’s a picture in philip’s mind where wittebro was approaching a figure with an eager expression, and little phillip hiding behind something. The figure could be the collector.

But then we still can’t explain why “titan’s blood” is on the “titan”, and honestly a bunch of other things, so this is like, made for fun pls have a laugh and move on, have a great day!

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