Denny's Do You Need Help, Sleep? Anything?

T H a t s s o m e g o o d s h i t r I g h t t h e r e

RusAme gays getting married 

I am the best friend

The Russian Santa Claus in Siberia (The eastern part of Russia situated in Asia). He’s known as Ded Moroz. -Merry Xmas from Universal Beauty 

OTParty

Person A and B sneak into a party/club.

Person A: I think that guard spotted us.

Person B: I don't think he did, you're probably just paranoid.

--10 seconds latter--

Person A and B being chased down by the same Guard

Person A: I told you!

Person B: shut up! I have an idea

*jumps up on the stage*

Person B: Hey everyone! *Points vaguely to back of room* Don't freak, but there's a guy with a gun!!

*crowd freaks out*

Person A: You're crazy!

Person B: No, I'm a genius! Now let's get out of here while the guards are busy!

IF YOU EVER NEED SOMETHING TO READ READ THIS

OK ARE YOU EVER IN NEED OF BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS BUT DON’T KNOW WHAT TO READ NEXT?

I present to you, straight from the internet, whichbook:

Here’s how it works: You click the link, and choose four categories and the extent to which these categories matter:

Then click “go” and it’ll come up with a number of books you might like.

DON’T LIKE THE CATEGORIES? NO PROBLEM - see this little thing:

THIS LITTLE THING WILL TAKE YOU TO THIS SLIGHTLY LARGER THING WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE A BOOK BASED ON THE FOLLOWING:

YOU NOW HAVE NO EXCUSE TO NOT BE READING SOMETHING BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU WANT THIS SITE WILL COME UP WITH IT.

… Apart from bisexual retired alien dudes. No books on that. Yet.

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# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB