Yesss...

artemis fowl series:

artemis fowl if holly could swear:

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

Yet again more unrealistic beauty standards popping up on my feed. I can’t anymore🙎 

compilation of my personal faves

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! @tuashenanigans​ OUR METHODS AREN’T WORKING! THE HORNY KEEPS GETTING WORSE! 

*Takes Wrench shopping and accidentally toggles all his clothes off so suddenly he's just standing in the middle of the sidewalk in his black undies*

Me, who was not expecting that:

The wild thing about being obsessed with your own DnD campaign is that there's absolutely NO fandom content for it except the stuff that you make

Like, what do you mean only six other people in the entire world have heard of Dave the Ice Elemental whose job is Freezer at the Fantasy Starbucks?

OoO

Beckett Fowl = tommyinnit

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Ahhh, I see. I must ask someone to give me an assessment so I can have free five pics as well 🤔 Thank you for this insight! 

I summon people with pictures of Five like how others psspsspss a cat or bring people from unconsciousness with waking salts. Lol

Alex: Why don’t you want a milkshake? They’re great!

Artemis: Because it brings all the boys to the yard.

Alex: Artemis...

Artemis: I don’t want all the boys to come to the yard, Alex!

These are all georges!!! 

Someone please draw Holly in a strawberry dress or I’m going to do it myself and fail miserably.