Hello, It Is Eye! (Heheheh)

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Okay who gave Artemis alcohol

We love a fancy boy!

iphone users can eat shit my android is about to teach me how to use beam attacks

i could feel my jaw dropping further and further w every frame before it went straight through the floor

I've decided that I'm not going to include the Artemis Fowl series in my reading logs in future. It's just embarrassing how frequently I read it!

Anyways, if you ship Artemis with Butler you’re gross. I cant believe I have to even write that but apparently this fandom needs a wake up call.

It doesnt matter if you age Artemis up to 18. Shipping him with Butler shows that you thought this relationship that this child has with his bodyguard and father figure, a man that is canonly in his 40s when artemis is 12, was romantic in nature. Seeing it in the tag normalizes this trash for anyone that might be vulnerable, such as previous victims of csa or younger kids. Remember that this series is first and foremost for children and teens.

Mod: Is this a new Fowl villain I see on the horizon? That would be hilarious and I’d love to see it.

Artemis: Most amusing.

Butler: Haha, yeah– *making plans to up security*– amusing.

@signifying-something

This is amazing :)

Lollipop boy 🍭✨

Just needed to do something fun for a change, will return to scheduled posting soon :)