Five: If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I've Gone Through Puberty I'd Have Two Nickles.

Alright an Artemis Fowl AU. I’ve never done one of these before, but here you go.

Artemis becomes an internet meme. Except the moment that blows up is one of the rare moments where he’s completely clueless and it haunts him for the rest life. Like whenever he’s out in public people always recognize him as the, “HuHh?” guy. Or something.

psa

sexual fanfic of Real children is not counted under pro-shipping and that is Actually child pornography, since its, ya know, A REAL CHILD

But, legitimately, teleporting frogs sound terrifying, you’re quite correct. 

This in your bed. 12:00 AM. You just had a midnight snack

I must ask, what is your opinion on, "THE FREAKING FROGS I am very scared that the gay frogs are going to come into my bed and be gay. "THE WATER IS TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY" Like just sitting there like regular frogs that they are, it scares me. Stay in the creek! Stop with your gay teleporting I say! So, I must know your take on these teleporting gay frogs! (You asked for asks, I deliver XD)

TELEPORTING GAY FROGS SOUND TERRIFYING!!

AND NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY!!

I can't imagine minding my own business and then I turn around and it's just HUNDREDS of gay frogs ribbiting at me!!!

I AM PROUD YOU HAVE COME OUT AND ARE PROUD OF YOUR ORIENTATION FROGS, THAT IS SUCH BRAVERY, BUT WHY ARE YOU PLAGUING MY HOUSE?!

Queer women of color are beautiful, strong, and powerful.

Let's be real for a sec. If your fav was real, Do you think they could have been your partner or would've even liked you back?

Donate.

It’s a sexy mf inkblob! XD

Why they gotta do the tiny husband so dirty like this...?

*sobs for comic five*

Round 2: Poll 3

Propaganda under the cut

Pairing 1: Pompshipping (Miho Nosaka/Seto Kaiba)

Propaganda: HEAR ME OUT. Miho has blue-ish white long hair. Kisara has blue-ish white long hair. Yugioh DM is NOTORIOUS for having long-dead characters have mysterious modern day dopplegangers (that’s the whole plot!!!) so why not like this? Miho is a gold digger who’s on the lookout for her perfect prince. Kaiba fills that role perfectly: young, rich, successful, handsome— what’s not to love? She latches onto him and they are both confronted with the fact that they’re both terrible people actually, and somewhere in there, real feelings sprout and they have to struggle to navigate it

Pairing 2: Sideshipping (Anzu Mazaki| Tea Gardener/Shizuka Kawaii|Serenity Wheeler)

Propaganda: I love their friendship so much & wish we got to see more of it in the show. The episode where they go out together is super sweet, and it’s probably my fave wlw ship in dm. Sadly it’s shonen so none of the girls spend much time together onscreen but I think it’d be funny if Shizuka went for Anzu instead of Honda or Ryuji because love wins.

Now, let’s keep things civil. This is a silly poll where we can share why we love our overlooked ships. There’s no need to be nasty to prove your point. Bashers will be banished to the Shadow Realm.

Loki: I am a them fatale.

Loki: My gender is a mystery but I am very sexy and dangerous.

Me: Ever realise that to followers might think you're obsessed with a character, but you know that you're just supporting a friend who is obsessed with that character?

My followers: Uhhmmm, no?