*laughs Maniacally For An Hour & Then Gets Picked Up By The Head And Flung Across The Room Like A Rag

I was tagged by @the-advocate-of-fives so here are 3 facts about me!

1. I was a vegan for a year and didn’t tell anybody!

2. I am 5′9!

3. I am incredibly gay! (Lesbian)

So those are 3 incredibly random facts about me!

Happy April first everyone. Y’all know the drill, this is a Rick Roll post. Get your obligatory April fools Rick Roll here.

yeah uh... don't do this :)

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Goku: Do you have any nice things to say about Vegeta, Piccolo?

Piccolo: I've... seen shorter people.

We need to stop fetishizing lesbians once and for all.

8 follower pog

Not the Artemis Fowl fandom being awesome again

Just our boy Arty plsplspls✨

:)

Ahhh, I see. I must ask someone to give me an assessment so I can have free five pics as well 🤔 Thank you for this insight! 

I summon people with pictures of Five like how others psspsspss a cat or bring people from unconsciousness with waking salts. Lol