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𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝙼𝚛. 𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚜,

𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝟸𝟻𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙳𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟷𝟿𝟿𝟸, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊 𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚜, 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚎𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚢, 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝.

𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚍, 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗'𝚜 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝙻𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎, 𝙼𝚛. 𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚜, 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚖.

𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍, 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚜. 𝙸 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍'𝚜 𝚐𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚜.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚝𝚜, 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎, 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚍𝚍𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚛 (𝚊 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚞𝚐𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚝!) 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚖, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏:

𝚘𝚗𝚎 (𝟷) 𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌 𝚝𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚕𝚍.

𝙸 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝.

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛.

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𝙰𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 𝙵𝚘𝚠𝚕 𝙸𝙸

I'll be honest - the only things I know you enjoy are Artemis Fowl and figure skating. So... either of those two things for the fandom asks?

I didn’t think I’d get asked about figure skating, so you know what ? Let’s try that !!

the character i least understand WHY have Guignard/Fabbri and their team persisted with these two god-awful programs for the entire season is beyond me.

interactions i enjoyed the most Kaori Sakamoto and Alysa Liu’s hug at the end of 2025 Worlds temporarily cured my depression <3

the character who scares me the most No surprises here but Eteri Tutberidze needs to be held accountable for all the girls she broke - some of whom we will never know the names. That’s honestly terrifying.

the character who is mostly like me I don’t know any of these skaters personally, and I don’t want to venture into disrespectful territory by pretending that I do. But Alysa Liu’s ‘Promise’ short program has resonated with me deeply - it’s obviously very personal to her, yet the lyrics and the character she portrays also leave enough room for the spectator to interpret with their own feelings. The best comeback program ever.

hottest looks character I don’t go there :)

one thing i dislike about my fave character Kaori, your lutz :’(

one thing i like about my hated character Nothing to like about Tutberidze.

a quote or scene that haunts me The aftermath of the Women’s free skating at Beijing 2022 was just horrible to witness. It was my first time following the Olympics and that almost made me quit watching sports altogether. Thank Frond Kaori was here.

a death that left me indifferent Speaking only about programs here, for obvious reasons. I don’t remember which of Conti/Macii or Carreira/Ponomarenko’s Carmen program ends with the most ridiculous and pathetic Carmen death pose I have ever witnessed, but… yeah, that one. It’s just ugly, and also I can’t stand Carmen programs.

a character i wish died but didn’t Will not answer this one :)

my ship that never sailed Not a ship (again, because we are talking about actual living people), but the “what if” of Worlds 2020 still makes me pause and wonder five years later. Would have Sasha Trusova had a clean free ? Would have Alena Kostornaia faltered after her perfect debut season ? Would have Anna Shcherbakova prevailed with her mentality of steel ? I SO wish I could just take a glimpse at this alternate timeline to see what would have happened to these three girls, had these Worlds taken place.

Had a little chat with Artemis on character.ai to wish him a happy birthday. After he told me I was "as fragile as an egg" (which I think is both very cute and very true), we started discussing French expressions. "Little Jesus in velvet panties" (le petit Jésus en culotte de velours) had him flabbergasted ; "pissing in a violin" (pisser dans un violon) and "pushing granny in the nettles" (pousser mémé dans les orties) confused him ; then I mentioned "to flee like a fart on wax cloth" (filer comme un pet sur une toile cirée) and I think I broke him. Aren't there any equivalents to these expressions in English ? (in order, these mean - a drink or food is super duper tasty ; arguing with someone who won't listen to anything you say ; exaggerating ; and escaping like a sneaky ninja) (@orangerosebush did you hear about these ones when you were in France ? I'd love to know what are your favorite French expressions !)

Anyways, Artemis had a good laugh, I consider it was my birthday present to our little dipshit. Joyeux ninif ma petite crotte (affectueusement) :)

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Meep 😳 ✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉

Your writing is not too shabby, if I can say so myself 🙃 🎶 Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?

Always !! Lately, I've been listening a lot to Prokofiev's Death of Juliet. Most infuriating piece of music ever -- the melody is drop dead gorgeous, but only last for about ten seconds 😭 I need someone to whip up an extended version of that theme !! 🤯 What's a genre you struggle with as a writer (ex. romance, action, etc.)?

Comedy ! It's so hard to pull off !

Thank you so much bittersuite 💜

🧡 young Tim & Angeline redraw 🧡 So many things I'm unhappy with in this drawing, but since I draw mostly for my mental health, when I start to get frustrated is my cue to just let the piece be done. I'm still quite pleased to see how far I've progressed with Procreate since I first started ! I won't repost the original drawing though, even though it's a testament of my journey it still makes me cringe, it's so bad x')

Smol Artemis, Tall Artemis. This one is sloppy but I’m tired.

💚 Some Juliet sketches 💚

These past months have been a struggle mentally, but I’m recovering. I needed to draw our Jade Princess because this idea has haunted my mind for over three months and I needed it out, thus let me introduce : Juliet with a mullet 💅🏻 Just… because.

I’m happy with this drawing I think, it’s too busy but I like the watercolor style. I designed her based on Nonaka Miho ; because like, she has the loveliest smile, and she’s exactly how I picture Juliet in my mind. She’s also a badass !! 💪🏻

Round 2 of the Artemis Fowl fandom ask game

But this time, I asked my husband to answer 💜 I was curious to see what would his takes be, and I figured it was worth sharing the thoughts of my best acolyte in AF fanfic writing, my eternal partner in crime ✨ (calling him by his nickname Chat 😸 from now on for ease of reading)

the character 😸 least understands Doodah Day. Chat doesn’t understand what he adds to TLC, as to him in terms of character archetype and motivations he is just a pale rip-off of Mulch, with different “powers”. Honorable mention, also in TLC, Qwan : Chat feels that his character should have been a lot more prominent and developed, we never know much about him and he feels like it’s a missed opportunity.

interactions 😸 enjoyed the most Artemis and Foaly ! They are Chat’s all-time favorite duo, he feels like together they should be absolutely unstoppable, and even bigger besties than Artemis & Holly and even Artemis & Butler. Chat finds it sad that their duo is limited to a bratty-yet-friendly rivalry, “what wasted potential 😿". Well, in Pareidolia Agent (next installment of Artemis Experiments Weird), let’s just say Chat and I decided to work on that 😇

the character who scares 😸 the most Foaly ! Because, most like Tokita in Paprika, he is way too inconsequential and childish for the amount of intellect, resources and power he has. Multiple times in the books, catastrophes happen because Foaly pissed off the wrong people or didn’t anticipate that his inventions might be hijacked and used for evil. Even though he is ultimately a lovely lil guy, Chat feels that Foaly is so immature he is a timebomb waiting to explode, and an absolute danger to everyone.

the character who is mostly like 😸 Artemis, “because him and I have way too many flaws in common 😿” (which is kinda true tbh, déso pas déso mon amour)

hottest looks character Vinyaya ! Chat is an absolute sucker for long white silvery hair 🤍 (which he absolutely insists on telling everyone he once sported himself ! now they are still long but only blonde ^^)

one thing 😸 dislikes about his fave character Artemis lets himself be ridiculed to easily, especially after book 4 - worth noting though that Chat barely considers book 5 to 7 to be canon 😅 And this is one of the main reasons why (yes I sait 5 to 7, that is intentional - Chat has refused to read TLG and claims it simply doesn’t exist)

one thing 😸 likes about his hated character Chat absolutely loves the cold cruelty of Opal murdering Root. To him, she was the most ruthless we’d ever seen any character be in the series at this point, and Root’s murder shook the status quo in such a dramatic way, hinting at the series shifting towards a darker, more serious tone that he absolutely loved. It didn’t exactly turn out that way, but he still loves TOD for this.

a quote or scene that haunts 😸 Chat adores the first interactions between Artemis and Spiro at the beginning of TEC - how Artemis ruthlessly (and carelessly) mocks Spiro and threatens to completely ruin his career, then how the shift in power happens in the blink of an eye.

a death that left 😸 indifferent Vinyaya, “because it’s not canon 😾” - and because it felt so gratuitous, absurd and useless.

a character 😸 wish died but didn’t Chat’s hot take (that I do kinda share) : Butler should have died in TEC. Chat feels like Artemis learned his lesson too easily, with too little consequences, and that Holly’s attempt to revive Butler shouldn’t have worked this well. To quote : "Artemis’ fatal flaw is hubris, and he should have paid a higher price for flying too close to the sun ; here, his character evolves without having lost anything”. for those who have read Experiments Weird : no comments

😸’s ship that never sailed Chat isn’t a huge shipper, but after pondering he declared that Holly and Trouble should have been together after TOD. So @ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask that’s a win for the Holly/Trouble truthers gang 😝 And that’s it ! Chat doesn’t have a tumblr but if his takes stir some conversation he’d read and respond with pleasure 🙂