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when I randomly spot my own reflection on objects like

“Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.“

Matilda (1996) 

Good Burger (1997) dir. Brian Robbins

“Then this picture which I always thought this painting was sort of like making the movie, you know the pointillist style, which is very very close to it. You don’t have any idea what you’ve made until you step back from it. I used it in this context to see… he’s looking at that little girl which again is, you know, a mother and a child. The closer he looks at the child the less he sees, of course with the style of painting being really…but the more he looks at it there’s nothing there and I think he fears that the more you look at him the less you see there isn’t anything there. That’s him.” – John Hughes Commentary: The Museum Scene, FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF (1986), dir. John Hughes.

THE MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL STARTERS

Disclaimer: Feel free to change any of these in order to suit your needs if you need to!

❝ Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight. ❞

❝ You’re right, I would never hurt a fly. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim. ❞

❝ You bitches better watch the way you’re talking, because I’ve got NOOOOOO problem fucking your dads and breaking up your family. ❞

❝ I feel indifferent towards you. ❞

❝ God, I wanna fucking murder you. ❞

❝ Are you suggesting a-… how do you say… ménage à trois? ❞

❝ Please, keep going. I am loving this. You are so presh! ❞

❝ I asked you first. ❞

❝ I asked you second. ❞

❝ Have fun smelling my poops, bitches! ❞

❝ Is this going to take long? ‘Cuz I wanna finish telling you how much a bitch you are, but I got things to do today. ❞

❝ Um, lemme get some tater tots. Oh, and also a slice of pepperoni pizza, and also a basket of jalapeno poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, a side of Ranch, some Pixie Stix, taco salad, order of ribs… Aaaaaaaannndddd…. a diet coke. No, strawberry shake. No, diet coke… No. 𝘉𝘖𝘛𝘏. ❞ 

❝ I can’t think of a better person to get fat than you. ❞

❝ I would apologize, but I really don’t give a fuck. ❞

❝ You say potato, I say blow me. ❞

❝ Can I go eat now? ❞

❝ You’re the handjob girl, right? ❞

❝ ♪ It’s raining food, hallelujah, it’s raining food… ♪ ❞

❝ The answer to a question I never asked. ❞

❝ Would you like to see my breasts? ❞

❝ I will tell the whole school you eat dick burritos. ❞

❝ Is that crack? Is that what you smoke? You smoke crack? ❞ 

❝ Who the fuck let you in here? ❞

❝ The only true happiness comes in death. ❞

❝ I had my arms ripped off. ❞

❝ Goddammit Mom, did you really drag me out school just to find out that you’re a fatass? ❞

❝ You’re my rock. ❞

❝ And you’re my roll. ❞

❝ Your face is unfortunate, you sour-mouthed-slut. How do you even suck a dick through that mouth? With a straw? ❞

❝ Okay, if I wasn’t confused before I sure as FUCK am now. ❞

❝ I guess that makes me a fucking nun then. ❞

❝ Yep. I’m gay. ❞

❝ You were supposed to be watching the door! ❞

❝ C'mon man, I’m a pervert, not a fucking monster. ❞

❝ Jesus Christ! Is that a fucking gremlin? ❞

❝ Earlier, before I got here, I killed four men. ❞

*𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵* ❝ It’s aboot time.❞ 

comedy peaked when jim henson decided that the best way to show a character being blown up or jumping was to just throw the entire muppet around

u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish

CLOVER EWING Totally Spies, 1x02 “The New Jerry”

even if the movies look a little dated now, the character designs in Scary Godmother were so good!!! sometimes all you need for a good halloween party is a 7 year old girl and a bunch of gay people

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Akira (1988)

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

You're never too old to have a tea party with your mind controlled murderous dolls

WTF Why you reblog about murder being ok? Well?? Do you hate alive people?

yes i love violence

Obsessed with this pixel art by @pixeljeff He never ceases to amaze me!

Music:  24kGoldn - Mood (Official Video) ft. Iann Dior

i thought she was supposed to be dumb

Rugrats (1990-2006)

Carrie-Anne Moss in The Matrix (1999) dir. The Wachowskis

This is a series of illustrations based on the theme of scooters.

I have 3 moods:

skips every song in my playlist

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days