Hey Girl

Hello spy, who in the enemy team would you rather be stuck in a room with?

The heavy.

I don’t text like that, most times I add little things or even use a typing quirk.

S n a k e

I’m actually afraid of snakes.

its my birthday i get to draw him however i want

DID YOU USE FUCKING GOOGLE TRANSLATE!?

Mon Cher..

Je t'aime et j'aimerais un homme de la campagne apaisant comme toi... ta voix est si apaisante et tu me traites si bien... mieux que n'importe quel homme ne l'a jamais fait..

-Jacqueline Von Geons

My word,, are you.. is this,, a confession? Do you,, really mean all that? I,, I dunno what to say.. you and your fancy french talk has me all aflutter ,, I guess it really is the language of love,, heheh.. uh.. shucks..

Do you maybe wanna go on a date or,, maybe visit one of those nice lil restaurants you like.. maybe even sit at a café?..

practical espionage doodles for the soul

reblogs > likes if you will <3

How do you know I have boobs?????

Hey spy! quick question of uhh… no importance. But if I were to lay a trap for demoman, what would be the best thing to use?

I though about scrumpy but I don’t know which brand.

DO NOT USE JUST SCRUMPY.

You HAVE to use red wine, vinegar, and scrumpy to have it work, he will know if it’s just scrumpy.

Also when you captured him, bring him to my smoking room I need to brush and re-braid his hair.

I thoguth engiespy was Napoleon Syndrome? (I love the ship names lol some of these are so funny)

//im not sure lmao

spy its ides of march

we shall stab someone like caesar

OUI.