My Phlebotomist Is A Stormtrooper. She Misses Every Vein She Aims For.

This picture from the Dragon Age The Veilguard story board is cracking me up because this is exactly how I imagine my Rook looked when Emmrich told her about his aspirations of lichdom

"bro wtf"

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

Did you know Johanna plays board games and and-

I need to see if I have the full dialogue to clip, but how can you not love Johanna ??

Just thought you'd all like to know that the other day I forgot what 'the calling' was called and referred to it as 'Grey Warden menopause' instead which I think is highly accurate but also terrible. Do with this information what you will.

I've seen several cases where people are like "what happens if we meet aliens, and then they see Independence Day or War of the Worlds?"

But nobody seems to think about what happens when the aliens see Star Trek.

The aliens are gonna see these shows made by a bunch of humans but they put putty on some of the humans to make them look like what we think aliens might look like, and we told stories about how those aliens would be our friends and we'd explore the universe with them and find more aliens and try to be friends with them too!

Yeah sometimes they'd be mean and we'd fight but we'd always try to avoid it and even if we fought we'd try to be friends later.

We basically created 900 episodes of a child's drawing of a stick figure of a human and a stick figure of a grey alien holding hands and "best friends" written in crayon.

Smart orange car 🐱