*Davrin Carving His 30th Wooden Figure Of The Day* I'm Fine.

it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

(via How polling exposes their authoritarianism: : r/BlueskySkeets)

Will Solas wear wigs?

Gotham minimum wage is like 5x the national average to discourage people from getting PhDs

Mythical tiktok pull

@miametropolis 's vid, go give a follow!

To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

"there are no slaves on our soil"

"whats left of the venatori will be put to work"

emmrich what do you think slavery is

castling in chess, interchanging the positions of the king and a rook that puts your king in a more protected place at the side of the board

Playing dragon age origins be like

Damn I don’t wanna go to ostagar

Damn I don’t wanna go to redcliffe

Damn I don’t wanna do the mage tower

Damn I don’t wanna go to orzammar

Damn I don’t wanna go to denerim

Damn I don’t wanna do the forest

Damn I don’t wanna do the temple

Damn I don’t wanna do the final battle

*finishes game*

Wow what a fucking phenomenal game