Elfbutt64 - Take Naps Eat Trash

When I say I'm functional this is what I mean:

[a picture of a 4-legged table, but one of the legs is just an axe because the other one crumbled]

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3 months ago

What's happening here? 😂

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4 months ago
[ID: Simon Sitting Next To Prismo, "So... Why Did You Make Ice Queen Like That?" Prismo Asks "Like What.

[ID: Simon sitting next to Prismo, "So... Why did you make Ice Queen like that?" Prismo asks "Like what. Cunty? ... Milfy?" Simon looks tired and doesn't know how to respond. end ID.]

4 months ago

I am obsessed with the fact that the Veilguard all gathers round to watch Solas's saddest memories and then dissects them like it's an episode of Desperate Housewives. 10/10 no notes, exactly what he deserves.

3 months ago
Fuck It Rat Fairies

Fuck it Rat Fairies

1 month ago
Shepard: I like the way you hid behind those crates during the fight. Really helped us out. Thanks a lot.
Shepard: Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that seem like a good idea.
Shepard: I'd rather drink a cup of acid after chewing on a razor blade.
Shepard: Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring.
Shepard: Someone piss in your security chief's coffee today?
Shepard: Are you trying to be cryptic, or are you just nuts?
Shepard: I have no idea what you're talking about, and I don't care.
Sparatus: I believe you humans have a saying: even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Shepard: Here's another saying: go to hell!
Shepard: Hey! Everyone! This store discriminates against the poor!
Shepard: Show me yours, tough guy. I bet mine's bigger.
Shepard: If I flee, I might trip over all the krogan I killed to get here. I think I'll take my chances.
Shepard: Just once, I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say, "Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached."
Shepard: If you want levelheaded answers to help you fit into polite society, I'm not really the right person.
Shepard: The minute...the second I get out of here, I'm going to take your head and mount it in the Normandy CIC.

Shepard: Then, I'm going to mount her head next to yours!

Shepard: Then I'm going to take both your heads and space them out the airlock!
Nassana: Shepard? But...you're dead.

Shepard: I got better.

happy birthday to THE bitch of all time

3 months ago

Don't talk to me unless you're ibuprofen

3 months ago
Since I'm Back In My Dragon Age Eraâ„¢ I'll Upload Some Of The Stuff I've Been Sketching Lately (and

Since I'm back in my Dragon Age Eraâ„¢ I'll upload some of the stuff I've been sketching lately (and it has to do with spirits, of course)

I'm living in the Necropolis arc forever now, and dreams about Cole meeting Manfred (and Emmrich) don't cease to torment me (in a wonderful way).

4 months ago
data from star trek holding an orange cat (spot), in front of the warp core of the enterprise. the image has tiktok-style text on it that says 'showing my cat parts of the ship she has never seen' and 'warp core✨'

i think he would kill it on space tiktok

1 month ago
Didnt Realize This Was An Ad At First So I Just Assumed That Was Somebody's Advice. No1 Art Tip... Hunt

didnt realize this was an ad at first so i just assumed that was somebody's advice. no1 art tip... hunt monsters...

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elfbutt64 - take naps eat trash
take naps eat trash

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