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OKAY OKAY are you ready for it, my unhinged theory crafting

Eight remembered Evanuris, plus Fen’Harel

Eight disciples of Andraste (let’s take out Shartan since he’s clearly the Solas of the group and put Andraste herself in)

Eight guardians of the Veil, plus Fen’Harel

You see? A new era approaches. There had to be a sacrifice; Mythal, Andraste, and one of ours

(Mythal =Andraste theory is helped by the confirmation that it was Elgar’nan who betrayed her!! Just like Andraste was betrayed by Maferath, just like Flemeth was betrayed by her husband! The All-Mother tells the same story again and again! )

And like… the sword! The crown!

(I refuse to get better images it’s funnier like this)

And like

I don’t have a screenshot but Elgar’nan’s eclipse !! When he moves the Sun the sword appears again!

(His weird almost complete circle crown fits in here somehow, I’m still cooking)

But like whyyyyy

Why is someone repeating and repeating and repeating the story

Does it give you power?? The spirit of an idea, yes? The more people believe in the story the stronger it gets?? Maybe?

And they didn’t even get to my previous theory about the blood magic ritual in this game !! We didn’t even go to Ghilan’nain’s nasty nasty slime pools!

The LORE guys the Dragon Age lore!!

Being chronically ill is like having a curse where every 4 hours you get a random status effect, and most of which are debuffs.

Also you only have 1 action per day and long rests heal 2 hp. You're cooked.

The fact that Emmrich and Rook had that argument right in front of Johanna's skull, and she didn't say SHIT 🍿

the same Johanna who can't help but sass everyone coming within a 20 ft radius of her

you just KNOW our fav evil girlboss was roasting his ass the second Rook left the room

the drowning will never not be funny. to me

lavellan: “so the fade huh. thats cool”

solas: “are you attempting to…….,,.know me”

lavellan: “yeah kinda is there something wrong with that”

solas: “…”

solas: “i see you are a mage”

lavellan: “uh huh”

solas: “have you ever been dominated in the bedroom”

mighty nein memes part 1

vox machina memes

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