The Intro To Garrus In Mass Effect 2 Is So Slutty

Baldur's Gate, but they're all ensigns on a Galaxy-class starship

Male Rook romancing a male character: [assigned bottom by dev team]

The fact that Emmrich and Rook had that argument right in front of Johanna's skull, and she didn't say SHIT 🍿

the same Johanna who can't help but sass everyone coming within a 20 ft radius of her

you just KNOW our fav evil girlboss was roasting his ass the second Rook left the room

Just thought you'd all like to know that the other day I forgot what 'the calling' was called and referred to it as 'Grey Warden menopause' instead which I think is highly accurate but also terrible. Do with this information what you will.

the job requirement "must be able to lift x pounds" for jobs that realistically involve no lifting are 1000% ableist discrimination meant to keep us poor and people need to fight that.

"this is beyond your comprehension"

it is my firm belief that everyone should experience german emmrich but... not everyone can speak german so i played the whole game in german so non-german speakers can have him too without having to learn german

obviously i didnt add everything otherwise it would be 20 minutes long

the demon in her boobs knows everything OOPSIES!

uh Morrigan